Posted on 07/11/2002 3:32:24 AM PDT by 2Trievers
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Troubled by Being Short? Hoping for Those Few Extra Inches?
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Now your dream of achieving that little bit extra height can be realized. Computer designed, utilizing new technical breakthrough and ancient massage knowledge, this height stimulator works by stimulating pituitary action (click here for more advanced explanations). The amount of growth hormones produced is enough to ensure good blood circulation, good health and height increases.
According to medical reports from the world famous Dr Chiro Kawaguchi of Tokyo Research Laboratory at the National Health Department, pituitary gland stimulation is found to be instrumental to height increases, and that stimulation of the pituitary can be effected by the use of a special, computer designed physico-health and height stimulator at the feet. This is especially true of our great Kimi height increase device.
How does Kimi work?
According to the reports from the Kyoto University, Dr. A. Kawata, dedicated to human growth research, discovered that human height is not exclusively pre-determined by genetic action alone, but is also strongly influenced by the effects of certain hormones on the development of the cartilaginous portions of the 62 bones of the lower body, as well as the 24 separate and moveable bones constructing the spinal column. Kimi, designed by computer following Human Engineering concepts, has been found to stimulate the nerve points of the feet effectively, which in turn stimulates the pituitary gland for increased production of growth hormones. Increased production of growth hormones means greater growth of the cartilaginous portions of the vertebrae and of the bones in the lower body, making real height gain an actual fact (click here for more advanced explanations).
Intensive scientific research also proved that most young adults can still have three different types of growth to increase their height by a few more inches even after the bones in their lower body have become ossified (commonly known as "bone plate is fused"). First, your spinal column can be extended by another 2 or 3 inches by using Kimi along with proper stretching exercises. This is because besides the length of the femur bone (thighbone), shinbone, and other bones in the lower body, the length of the spinal column in the upper body also significantly contributes to human height (about 35% of the total height). Human spinal column consists of 33 separate bone segments known as vertebrae held together by ligaments (tough and fibrous tissue). Out of these 33 vertebrae, only the lowest 9 are fused into two immovable bones, the sacrum and the coccyx, forming the back of the pelvis. All the other 24 vertebrae are permanently movable and thus will never be fused. These 24 vertebrae are the 7 cervical (neck), 12 thoracic (back of chest), and 5 lumbar (loin). Cartilaginous pads called disks are located between each of these 24 vertebrae. The thickness of the disks determines the length of the spinal column and directly influences the height. There are 25 disks in all, their combined length accounting for 25% of your total height. Since these disks are non-fusible cartilages, they can constantly grow thicker under the stimulation of growth hormones during a lifetime. The thicker these disks are, the longer your spinal column is and the taller you become. Even if each disk grows only 0.25 cm (0.1 inch) thicker, which is the length of this line in quotes "_", you will grow 0.25 * 25 = 6.25 cm (2.5 inches) taller! Many experiments have shown that the increased production of growth hormones induced by the usage of Kimi will also greatly encourage the growth of the discal portion of the vertebrae (those 25 disks) and thus increase the length of the spinal column, making it possible to gain height after puberty. Second, even after your bones are fused, extra growth hormone produced by using Kimi and fast metabolism can still make your bones grow thicker and stronger. The added thickness alone can increase your height by another 1 inch. Third, most importantly, although most of your bones can't grow any longer, the articular cartilage that connect many bones in your legs can still grow thicker. Besides the discal potion on each of your vertebrae, the distal end of your Femur (bottom of you thigh bone at the knee) and the proximal end of your Tibia (top part of your shin bone at the knee) each can grow up to 1 inch, which gives you another 2 inches extra height. Thus even adults can still grow 1 to 4 inches taller in a proportional way (click here for more advanced explanations). If you are still a teenager, it is very possible for you to get even better result - you can grow more than 5 inches by using Kimi.
Oh, and after Sheriff Ken-Ken adds on those inches, someone will have to send him something to grow hair on his bald head.
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason to live.
They got little hands,
Little eyes,
They walk around tellin' great big lies.
They got little noses,
Tiny little teeth,
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet.
Well I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people 'round here.
(Short people are just the same as you and I.)
A fool such as I. (All men are brothers until the day they die.)
It's a wonderful world.
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody to love
They got little baby legs
They stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello.
They got little cars
That go beep beep beep.
They got little voices
Goin' peep peep peep.
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds.
They're gonna get you
Every time.
Well I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people 'round here.
-- Randy Newman
"Some of us like the way we are."
You tall bastards are toast. When the revolution comes I'm gonna be out there with a circular saw and YOU'RE ALL GONNA BE 5'6"!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Lol. If you could see me slow dance with my wife (I'm five foot one, and she's six feet) you'd see the obvious advantages of being short. :>
Just when I was about to get giddy knowing that you were going to make everyone short, I realized that when the famine comes, all us skinny people are gonna die.
Of course, all those years of ridicule and teasing in school, then the unspoken discrimination in the years after that, what do you expect?
Oompa Loompa Song #1
Oompa Loompa Song #2
Oompa Loompa Song #3
Oompa Loompa Song #4
Blah blah blah, tell that to the guys who can't get any dates or were always the last to be picked for teams in school.
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