As a person of shortitude I feel that this is a particularly puerile, immature thread, and it is incumbent on me to bring a certain balance and stability to a thread that could too easily spin out of control.
You tall bastards are toast. When the revolution comes I'm gonna be out there with a circular saw and YOU'RE ALL GONNA BE 5'6"!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
You tall bastards are toast. When the revolution comes I'm gonna be out there with a circular saw and YOU'RE ALL GONNA BE 5'6"!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Just when I was about to get giddy knowing that you were going to make everyone short, I realized that when the famine comes, all us skinny people are gonna die.