Posted on 07/09/2002 5:29:19 AM PDT by Billie
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It's hell getting old.
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.
One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me.....I know we've been friends for a long time.....but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is." Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"
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Two elderly women were eating at a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, "Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?"
Mabel answered, "I have? A suppository?" She pulled it out & stared at it. Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is."
I knew that. :)
Thought so. :)
I have to agree with that. I am the lucky one. :^)
Not a blue-haired old lady type;
I prefer being a hip senior citizen for my senior moments.
LOL
You're pretty saucy. : )
I like "saucy". : )
Ok, if I can find such a critter.
Take it out of the sun, Diver, it will break it.
And, boy have my ears been burning! You all have been having a lot of fun and I kept hearing my name being mentioned. Something about a pineapple pie? Now, Louie, you KNOW I would share ....... (at least some of the pie crust crumbs). ;-) LOL!
LadyX, thank you for including me in your pings, I read them all ... don't give up on me, eventually I will get back in here. :-)
Billie, I have put the final touches on tomorrows 'Finest' page, but I have a question about the lead-in. I will freepmail you.
Louie, whoever and Amy, all of you are in fine form today. LOL.
Daisy, I have so many messages from you in my mailbox and I intend to get at least some of them answered eventually. :-)
Amy, I owe you mail too. It's coming. LOL!
Julie, what a cute wolf you have there. "...but he is definitely SUAVE......". Yes, indeed. :-)
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Now, 'whosie', a little nip won't hurt you. : )
Thought so. :)
Jumped me anyway, huh? : )
Oh, I would love to. My ulcers object most strenuously.
Yet, I can eat Mexican food to my heart's delight. Go figure!!!!
Please try not to impose your bad habits on others. :)
What "bad habits"? Louie has none. : )
Have a wonderful time this weekend.
And don't you forget it. : )
Billie's a trouble maker. : (
So I've been told. :)
Because you're sooooo popular! : )
Something about a pineapple pie?
Now, Louie, you KNOW I would share ....
... (at least some of the pie crust crumbs). ;-) LOL!
And I'd have to lick those off your hairy little bearlips. Snorf!
And fuzzy....
....you know I would. : )
So I've been told. :)
Care to name names? LOL
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