USO Canteen FReeper Style....Monday Mail Call ....July 8,2002

FRiends of the USO Canteen Freeper Style and Snow Bunny

[Pippin]

After those last three or four jokes, I'd say your REP is intact! LOL

[Pippin]

Snicker!

[Mr_Magoo]

Oh.

:-)

[Mr_Magoo]

It's for the Troops.

[Pippin]

That's cool!

[Mr_Magoo]

Where do you find a dog with no legs?


Right where you left him.

[tomkow6]

Q: Why did the blonde keep putting quarters in the soda
machine?
A: She thought she was winning.

Q: Why did the blonde take 16 friends to the movies?
A: Under 17 not admitted.

Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for 3 1/2 days?
A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound; and she
weighed 125 pounds.

Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?
A: She heard that drinks were on the house.

[MeekOneGOP]

Well this is truly interesting!

Jordanian Magazine Says Arafat To Step Down Soon

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/712633/posts

Excerpt:

AMMAN, Jordan, July 8 (UPI) -- Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat is expected to step down in the coming weeks through an agreement between the United States, Israel and certain Palestinian and Arab parties, a Jordanian magazine said Monday.

The opposition periodical, Al-Majd, which is considered close to Syria, quoted unidentified high-ranking Palestinian sources as saying the president of the Palestinian Legislative Council, Ahmad Qurai, known as Abu Alaa, is Arafat's most likely successor.

[Pippin]

You have mail. =^)

[Pippin]

The creep's leaving? Good riddance!

[Mr_Magoo]

Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day
the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hanger with nothing to do. Bud said, "Man, I wish
we had something to drink!" Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a
buzz. You wanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hootch and get
completely smashed. The next morning Bud wakes up and is suprised at how good he feels. In fact,
he feels GREAT! No hangover, no bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings...It's Jim. Jim says,
"Hey, how do you feel this morning?" Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?" Jim says, "I feel great,
too. You don't have a hangover?" Bud says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing.
We ought to do this more often." "Yeah, well there's just one thing..." "What's that?" "Have you
farted yet?" "No...." "Well DON'T, 'cause I'm in Phoenix!!!

[tomkow6]

A psychologist, an engineer and a theologian were hunting
when they stumbled upon a cabin where a potbellied stove
was suspended in midair by wires attached to the ceiling.
The psychologist theorized, "The lonely trapper has
elevated his stove so he can curl up underneath and feel
the warmth as if he has returned to the womb."

"No," said the engineer. "By elevating the stove, the man
is simply distributing the heat more evenly in the cabin."

"Actually, lifting up fire has been a religious symbol for
centuries," explained the theologian.

Just then, the trapper returned, so the hunters asked him
to explain. "Well, I had plenty of wire," the trapper
said, "but not much stovepipe."

[headsonpikes]

Post #14 LINK bump. ;^)

[SAMWolf]

As long as there are boys there will be "Bad Boys"

"Bad Boys" of the World Unite!

[piasa]

[SAMWolf]

LOL!.

[Aquamarine]

Timydnuc is one of my most favorite people in the whole world. Anyone who reads "Little Stitches" will know why.
Thanks Timy, you are a great American.