[Mr_Magoo]

Where do you find a dog with no legs?


Right where you left him.

[tomkow6]

Q: Why did the blonde keep putting quarters in the soda
machine?
A: She thought she was winning.

Q: Why did the blonde take 16 friends to the movies?
A: Under 17 not admitted.

Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for 3 1/2 days?
A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound; and she
weighed 125 pounds.

Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?
A: She heard that drinks were on the house.