BILL CLINTON: The Decade of Stain

DFU opinion ^ | 7-5-02 | DFU

[Tall_Texan]

I prefer "The Immoral Era".

[Inge_CAV]

"On the basest level, Clinton literally did stain things -- the blue dress, the Great Seal, the sink, and probably the draperies and wallpaper"

Even James Carville's bald head.........

[Paul Atreides]

Doug, you should do a song parody of Aretha Franklin's Chain of Fools and title it Stain of Fools. That is, if you haven't already!

[upchuck]

BUMP for you Doug. You've got this exactly right.

It may take 30 or 50 years, but eventually the American people will come to know THE SCUMBAG for what he really was.

[AngrySpud]

Here's hoping his nights are filled with terrible, heart-pounding dreams of Islamic madmen commencing with the Death of a Thousand Cuts ... starting with 'willie', and then his lying tongue, so his screams are silent.

I detest the man, and pity the celebrity-worshiping fools.

[AngrySpud]

" ... Stain of Fools ... "

How about King of Stain; a parody of Sting's "King of Pain".

[cardinal4]

Good post,Doug. Im sure the L.A Times is waiting for you to fax it over for their OP-ED.

[adingdangdoo]

Here ya go...

There’s a little old spot on the rug today
It’s the same old thing as yesterday
There’s a Chi-Com caught on the White House grounds
There’s an aide who’s stuck flying with Ron Brown

I have stood here before during your cruel reign
With the sink swirling circles, running down the drain
I guess you're always hoping you can spin this pain
Cause it’s your destiny to be the King of Stain

There’s a little old spot on the rug today
It’s the same old thing as yesterday
There’s a Chi-Com caught on the White House grounds
There’s an aide who’s stuck flying with Ron Brown

I have stood here before during your cruel reign
With the sink swirling circles, running down the drain
I guess you're always hoping you can spin this pain
Cause it’s your destiny to be the King of Stain

There’s an enemies list from the FBI (won't you zip your pants)
There’s a stewardess and you grabbed her thigh (won't you zip your pants)
There's a shrewish wife and she's got no class (won't you zip your pants)
There's a pepperpot showing her big fat a$$ (won't you zip your pants)

I have stood here before during your cruel reign
With the sink swirling circles, running down the drain
I guess you're always hoping you can spin this pain
Cause it’s your destiny to be the King of Stain

There's a stooge on the tube with his hair torn out
There's a VP, such a self-important lout
There's a kneepad liiiiiberal giving you some head
There's your cronies, how come they all end up deeeeeead....

King of Stain

There's dough to be made in the speaking biz (won't you zip your pants)
There's confusion 'bout what you mean by "is" (won't you zip your pants)

There’s a little old spot on the rug today
It’s the same old thing as yesterday

I have stood here before during your cruel reign
With the sink swirling circles, running down the drain
I guess you're always hoping you can spin this pain
Cause it’s your destiny to be the King of Stain

King of Stain
King of Stain
King of Stain
I'll always be King of Stain...

[ladyinred]

And his little wife too!
Excellent, Doug, as usual.

[MistrX]

It will be too late.

[FlyVet]

Good post as usual DFU. Unfortunately, he continues to trot the globe, and make 150 grand a speech, and the masses continue to bow and worship at his feet. There are not enough people who know how little he is.

[Valin]

Give yourself an attaboy.

ATTABOY!!!

[Gritty]

You nailed it, DFU!

[doug from upland]

Yes, I know that spellcheck is our friend. I put an "it" that should be "its" and used "personel" instead of "personnel." Doh.

[Credo]

bttt

[doug from upland]

He just won't go away. Here he goes again -- CLICK.

[ThePythonicCow]

Well said. Thanks, Doug.

What are your thoughts on Hillary?

[backhoe]

"Has that clinton "legacy" made you feel safer yet?"

Lest Americans ever forget why the clintons, and all their enablers need to be hectored, hounded, and harried into silence, until "clintonese is only spoken in Hell," look here:

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The Holiday *Best* of Bill Clinton & his Friends!

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[RightWinger]

A stain, in the eyes of the beholder, is just another Clintoon.