To: Paul Atreides
" ... Stain of Fools ... "
How about King of Stain; a parody of Sting's "King of Pain".
7 posted on
07/05/2002 9:30:34 PM PDT by
AngrySpud
To: AngrySpud
Here ya go...
Theres a little old spot on the rug today
Its the same old thing as yesterday
Theres a Chi-Com caught on the White House grounds
Theres an aide whos stuck flying with Ron Brown
I have stood here before during your cruel reign
With the sink swirling circles, running down the drain
I guess you're always hoping you can spin this pain
Cause its your destiny to be the King of Stain
Theres a little old spot on the rug today
Its the same old thing as yesterday
Theres a Chi-Com caught on the White House grounds
Theres an aide whos stuck flying with Ron Brown
I have stood here before during your cruel reign
With the sink swirling circles, running down the drain
I guess you're always hoping you can spin this pain
Cause its your destiny to be the King of Stain
Theres an enemies list from the FBI (won't you zip your pants)
Theres a stewardess and you grabbed her thigh (won't you zip your pants)
There's a shrewish wife and she's got no class (won't you zip your pants)
There's a pepperpot showing her big fat a$$ (won't you zip your pants)
I have stood here before during your cruel reign
With the sink swirling circles, running down the drain
I guess you're always hoping you can spin this pain
Cause its your destiny to be the King of Stain
There's a stooge on the tube with his hair torn out
There's a VP, such a self-important lout
There's a kneepad liiiiiberal giving you some head
There's your cronies, how come they all end up deeeeeead....
King of Stain
There's dough to be made in the speaking biz (won't you zip your pants)
There's confusion 'bout what you mean by "is" (won't you zip your pants)
Theres a little old spot on the rug today
Its the same old thing as yesterday
I have stood here before during your cruel reign
With the sink swirling circles, running down the drain
I guess you're always hoping you can spin this pain
Cause its your destiny to be the King of Stain
King of Stain
King of Stain
King of Stain
I'll always be King of Stain...
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