SPOTTED OWL SURVEYOR ARRESTED FOR SETTING FOREST FIRE

Alamogordo Daily News ^ | June 27, 2002 | AP

[madfly]

MESCALERO, N.M. (AP)

[Mudboy Slim]

ROFL...MUD

[Constitution Day]

What makes the MEXICAN SPOTTED OWL different from a regular Owl ?

It tastes like pollo loco.

[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the heads up!

[Grampa Dave]

Plus, these Mexican Spotted Owls use the same investment broker that Martha Stewart used! They, also, have in the past donated heavily to the reelect your local Rat campaigns. Some posed on Goron, when he was looking like a tree in the debates to lend realism to the fact that he really was an old growth NutWood.

[soycd]

Paul Valdez is a member of the New Mexico Wilderness Alliance... http://www.nmwild.org/pdf/nl_2001_winter.pdf

Welcome, New Members of the New Mexico Wilderness Alliance (1 August-15 November 2001)

Paul Valdez...

[DuncanWaring]

What makes the MEXICAN SPOTTED OWL different from a regular Owl ?

They taste better in tacos.

[cake_crumb]

You know those posters who blow into these wildfire threads, say "BURNING IS GOOD FOR FORSTS AND LOGGING IS BAD" [paraphrase, of course] ??

I knew the environazis had taken contol of the EPA and Forestry division. I am REALLY glad the FBI is now involved...they had better produce results, because I have a really, REALLY bad feeling this is the beginning, not the end...

[editor-surveyor]

If a few more of these 'environmentalists' get into the act, we can just declare the burd extinct and be done with it.

BTW, for the record, Land Surveyors don't 'survey' owls! :o)

[El Sordo]

"What makes the MEXICAN SPOTTED OWL different from a regular Owl ?"

The sombrero

[madfly]

I'm wondering if there are TWO Paul Valdez's.

Found something on Paul (Pedro) Valdez

Also found this

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http://www.greenbuilder.com/ma der/ecotravel/border/9995bibli o.html

Brent Maier and Paul Valdez
Compendium of EPA Binational and Domestic U.S./Mexico Activities, Washington, D.C.: EPA Office of International Affairs, 1995

[myrabach]

because they spotted the owl in Mexico

[hattend]

The way I first read it I thought it was a mexican guy counting spotted owls.

I couldn't figure out what a mexican was doing on US soil counting birds. But I got it now.

Need more coffee Bump

[madfly]

Here's more on Paul Michael Valdez, relating to EPA work on Mexican Border.

Spotty Owl Fire Starter is Paul James Valdez.

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http://uts.cc.utexas.edu/~lpba215/valdez.html

(can't make a hyperlink without the cheat sheet )

Paul (Pablo) Michael Valdez
Coordinated a multimedia team of eight EPA employees implementing joint initiatives with the Government of Mexico to protect and improve the environment in the U.S.-Mexico border area.
Served as a liaison with other EPA offices involved in Mexico border projects, represented EPA in meetings and negotiations with U.S. and Mexican state and federal environmental authorities, and responded to press and Congressional inquiries.
Prepared and coordinated implementation of the 1997 Region 9 Border Operating Plan and associated budget requests.

[NRA2BFree]

"The Mexican one takes a crap on a ranchers lawn on his way over then applies for taxpayer funded benefits."

LOL! Good one!

[RetiredArmy]

It illegally crossed the border.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Paul Valdez.

Didn't he have a brother named Exxon? :)

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

What makes the MEXICAN SPOTTED OWL different from a regular Owl ?

It can do the Macarena.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Everyone knows you're supposed to dress (gut, remove the feathers, etc.) any bird before cooking it. What a maroon this guy is.

[madfly]

Didn't he have a brother named Exxon? :)

...said Tijeras_Slim as the plot thickened.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

There is no difference between the Mexican Spotted Owl and the Spotted Owl of the Northwest.

But the mexican Spotted Owl tastes better, especially when sauteed with anchiote.