SPOTTED OWL SURVEYOR ARRESTED FOR SETTING FOREST FIRE

Alamogordo Daily News ^ | June 27, 2002 | AP

[madfly]

MESCALERO, N.M. (AP)

[inkling]

What makes the MEXICAN SPOTTED OWL different from a regular Owl ?

Instead of saying "Who? Who?" they say "¿Quién? ¿Quién?"

[Redcloak]

...looks like we can take this bird off of the ESA...Right???

...and serve them up with BBQ sauce and a side of potato salad it would seem.

[inkling]

Man, you beat me to it! :-)

[Jackie222]

The Mexican Spotted Owl's hoots do not sound like: who-who-who, but quién-quién-quién.

I was going to say...'spots'. But I guess its more than that.

The environmentalists are looking very unamerican these days.

[Prodigal Son]

I'd like to hear what the greenies have to say about this.

[browardchad]

I heard it mentioned on the Fox Report last night that the motive might be more jobs, since the Apaches are routinely hired as forest firefighters. Pretty despicable if true.

[E.G.C.]

That we should do. BTTT!!!!!

[EBUCK]

What makes the MEXICAN SPOTTED OWL different from a regular Owl ?

The aftertaste!

EBUCK

[savedbygrace]

His accent.

(Whoooman.)

[AAABEST]

What makes the MEXICAN SPOTTED OWL different from a regular Owl ?

The Mexican one takes a crap on a ranchers lawn on his way over then applies for taxpayer funded benefits.

[Bahbah]

It has a kind of a spanish accent.

[Carry_Okie]

Souprise, souprise, souprise... uh... well, I guess it isn't.

[TomGuy]

Paul James Valdez: "Ahhh, I can't spot a spotted owl in all these trees. Need to thin'um out some. Axe ...take too long...Bic...yeh, that'll work..."

[Oldeconomybuyer]

...A Mexican spotted owl survey taker...

Classic!

[Blood of Tyrants]

There is no difference between the Mexican Spotted Owl and the Spotted Owl of the Northwest. They are the same species. Obviously the Mexican spotted owl doesn't need "old growth forests" to live. But the enviro wackos will never admit that because then the terrible, nasty lumbermen will start cutting trees cown and reducing lumber costs.

[Linda Liberty]

What is the alleged motive?

[Lael]

I'd like to hear what the greenies have to say about this.

Just what did you expect???

If THEY can't have it ALL to themselves..."BURN, baby BURN!!"

[Grampa Dave]

Thanks for this heads up!

A simple way to stop all of this nonsense would be to arrest all card carrying enviralists as terrorists or potential terrorists. Send them to the worse geographical area we can find in America until the war with terrorism is over.

Whatever justice this enviral terrorist gets, will not be enough! They are all mentally ill and present a clear and present danger to the rest of us.

[da_toolman]

What makes the MEXICAN SPOTTED OWL different from a regular Owl ?

The Mexican owl has a Mexican Accent, a faint mustache, greased back feathers, where's a Sombrero, drinks tequila, and prefers hot sauce on his rodents with a side of refried beans.
Depending on where he lives, he may also have pneumatic shocks in his nest.

[Grampa Dave]

The Mexican Spotted Owls, known as Tio Joses and Tia Juanitas are here illegally from Mexico.

They live in free spotted owl housing, and our native spotted owls are forced to "donate" 33% of the food they find to feed the Mexican Spotted Owls.

The Tio Jose and Tia Juanita owls have bilingual Owl translators for them and their school children.

Gray Davis has registered them to vote for him in this up coming election in Kali this November.