Pastor Beaten After Blunt Eulogy

The Carolina Channel ^ | 21 June 02 | AP

[aomagrat]

If you can't stand the heat...

Beat up the preacher.

[savedbygrace]

Tough crowd.

[HairOfTheDog]

That's because Bethel told mourners the deceased was in Hell and that they were headed the same way.

I don't think that is really what he is supposed to say at a funeral.... But then I have been to so few drunken fornicator funerals.

[RGSpincich]

If you are going to preach to the choir make sure they are the only ones there.

[Orual]

Orlando Bethel referred to him as a "drunkard and a fornicator."

Glynis Bethel, who's also a preacher, says "the fornicators didn't like what he said so they got up and beat him."

The drunkards must have gotten the message.

[wheezer]

"the fornicators didn't like what he said so they got up and beat him."

LOL...priceless.

[SteamshipTime]

Only in Alabama.

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[Jemian]

Right, as long as you discount Georgia, Tennessee, South Carolina, and 46 other states.

[babylonian]

A shoot the piano player ping!

[another cricket]

I don't think that is really what he is supposed to say at a funeral.... But then I have been to so few drunken fornicator funerals

I am guessing that he was not a member of the church in good standing?

a.cricket

[aculeus]

She says police didn't make any arrests, so she and her husband -- who may have a broken nose -- are taking out warrants.

Police force overrun with fornicators?

[BigWaveBetty]

Who knew fornicators could be so testy?

[johnny7]

Well, even a fornicator/drunkard deserves a few nice words before the big, dirt sleep.

Maybe like this; “Glynis' uncle had a lust for life and his spirits could not be quenched... Amen.”

If I was the preacher, I would have left my car running and had on my dress Nikes.

“Feets, don't fail me now!” : ^ O

[jla]

Damn good thing for the 'Stripper mom' that she didn't belong to this Church!

[verity]

funeral mourners who didn't like his blunt eulogy and 'dueling banjos' as background music.

[parsifal]

The Rev. Orlando Bethel's next sermon topic: Fornicators, drunkards, and people who beat up preachers are all going to hell. brother parsy.

[apochromat]

In the "LITTLE TOWN WITH THE BIG HEART"?

Well it's no wonder. They had to do something to keep out the riff-raff that motto would attract.

[Quigley]

What ever happened to all the bodies at the crematory in Georgia? It was all you heard on the news for weeks and then nothing. Only in Georgia.

[BigWaveBetty]

Do you think we could get the Rev. Orlando Bethel to give blubba's eulogy, when that glorious time comes?