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To: aomagrat
That's because Bethel told mourners the deceased was in Hell and that they were headed the same way.

I don't think that is really what he is supposed to say at a funeral.... But then I have been to so few drunken fornicator funerals.

3 posted on 06/22/2002 6:55:30 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
I don't think that is really what he is supposed to say at a funeral.... But then I have been to so few drunken fornicator funerals

I am guessing that he was not a member of the church in good standing?

a.cricket

11 posted on 06/22/2002 7:23:18 AM PDT by another cricket
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To: HairOfTheDog
Dog...

I have been to one such funeral. The minister painted such a saintly halo for the guy that I ran outside, to check the address to make sure I was at the right funeral. I laughed all the way home. He was trying to fool St. Peter or someone.

25 posted on 06/22/2002 7:44:51 AM PDT by cynicom
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To: HairOfTheDog
"I don't think that is really what he is supposed to say at a funeral.... But then I have been to so few drunken fornicator funerals."

Great comment and you're right, preachers get a lot of money to make up excuses and lies about where fornicators and other sinners souls have gone.
We should respect them!

66 posted on 06/22/2002 8:36:51 AM PDT by patriot_wes
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To: HairOfTheDog
But then I have been to so few drunken fornicator funerals.

Ahhh,you just don't understand the "Full Gosphel" crowd of fundies. They see religion as a full-contact sport.

135 posted on 06/22/2002 5:21:47 PM PDT by sneakypete
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