Please make the ostrich go away

http://www.freerepublic.com/ ^ | 6-14-02 | n/a

[OKSooner]

The stupid insipid ostrich that pops its head into every thread on behalf of fundraising.

[Robert A Cook PE]

I think I figured out why the moa went extinct ..

It kept trying to lay eggs standing up.

[.38sw]

I have a feeling that you folks are not taking this thread seriously enough. This ostrich thing is serious, now, dammit. Show some respect! And pass the cheese, please.

[Billthedrill]

Post horrid pic's and get people to PAY to remove them....brillant!

I'll go ya one better - for a grand you get to toast another FReeper. Lessee...(counting bills in wallet)...there's MurryMom...

[WIMom]

Birds have feelings too.....

[another cricket]

I do not care at all for the way that ostrich keeps looking at me.

Sort of, hungry like.

a.cricket

[glasseye]

How about a FReeper 'cage match' on pay per view?

Or a Freeper/demorat underground 'cage match' on pay per view?

[WIMom]

I'll have you know, I have not cropped your image once! The other chicks are....well...turkeys....

OK HERE IS THE DEAL .. IF YOU WANT TO KILL THE BIRD THEN MAY I SUGGEST YOU DIG DEEP AND
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Thank you Registered!

[Registered]

Looks like the Passenger Pigeons ate themselves..

[cornelis]

I think it was Hobbes who recognized for us the basic drive in human beings as oriented toward the consciousness of one's power.

[looney tune]

Ode to the Ostrich

I don't know why they don't like you,
You're trying to make a buck or two,
To keep this freepin' sight alive
Without the cash, it'll take a dive.
Your little beady eyes so brown
Beg us not to let you down

Some think you're hairy
Some think you're scary
I think you're cute
As you help get the loot

So fellow freepers, don't be offended
The ostrich is gone when the fund raiser's ended

No applause, just send money!

[Mo1]

That's right .. show some respect for the ostrich .. snicker

[lowbridge]

Notice anything unusual about the map Big Bird is pointing to on your Post #52?

Yeah. He's got it upside down, and as a result, he's pointing to China. ;-)

[codebreaker]

The bigger it gets the more it looks like it wants to kill something.

[Mo1]

OK .. I confess .. I was chicken .. LOL

[Mo1]

LOL .. I like it

[WIMom]

Well, it is an attention getter.

[Registered]

[Senator Pardek]

LIFE IN THE OSTRICH YEARS

Mich. Officer Kills Rogue Ostrich

I couldn't find the hilarious "Chick Tracks" thread (must have been yoinked), but I found this: Klinton tracts Exit Polls

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BTW - this problem has been bothering me all day:, on Christmas, do the friends and family of Jesus cheap out, and only buy him one present each?

[codebreaker]

AFLAC!!

[WIMom]

Remember, us chicks have to stick together, like birds of a feather......