Or a Freeper/demorat underground 'cage match' on pay per view?
Now you're talkin'! I'm thinking:
Drug Warriors vs Libertarians
Neoconfederates vs DamnYankees
Micro$oft Bashers vs Micro$erfs
Thumpers vs Neopagans
Semiauto Fans vs Wheelgun Junkies
A+Bert vs Alcoholics Anonymous...
I'd wanna be the crooked referee...