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Jerrold Nadler's press secretary's web site. Check this lunatic out.
"Me" Eric Schmeltzer's web site ^ | 5/21/02 | Eric Schmeltzer

Posted on 05/21/2002 7:32:04 AM PDT by LarryLied

One reason why congress should get no classified information from the Bush administration:

I am the Press Secretary and Speech Writer for Representative Jerrold Nadler. Yeah, can you believe it? Even with this insane website on the internet, they still let me work for a United States Congressman! As my good friend and inspiration, Yakov Smirnov, used to say -- "Vhat a country!"

ME
Whattya wanna know about Da Schmeltz?

Welcome To The Professional World of Eric Schmeltzer
Please hire me!! Check it out! I'm good!

WACKY
Oh man, I don't know if you can handle... THE LINKS!

A futher sampling of Eric Schmeltzer's web site:

NAME:
Eric M. Schmeltzer, D.A. (Doctorus Amori (The Love Doctor)

AGE:
Old Enough to drink, have sex, and shoot a gun. 26. (June 3, 1975 -- A Very Funky Year, Indeed)

GENDER:
All man, baby. ALLLLLLLLL man.

SIZE:
Why? Am I making you horny? Let's shag, baby!

It's not the size, but how I use it. But I will tell you I'm 6'2".

And I have elephantitis of the genitals. YEAH, BABY!! YEAH!!

FAMOUS?
You bet your patootie I am!! Check out what Don King once called my "multitudilicious quotationiacal offericiciousnessly ponderouslings..."

All you need do is check out the google.com search on me! My monkey-ass is all over the place! Me on other pages, quoted in the news, etc.



TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: New York
KEYWORDS: ericschmeltzer; nadler
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
#67, FUNNY!
81 posted on 05/21/2002 9:57:37 AM PDT by Registered
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Any chance of getting a picture of Nadler's WIFE (if he has one)?
82 posted on 05/21/2002 10:08:15 AM PDT by Carolinamom
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To: Carolinamom
I am sure if there is a picture of her, she would be in a shadow.
83 posted on 05/21/2002 10:14:39 AM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs
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To: LarryLied
A wonderful example of the class that is Jerry Nadler. LOL !!

It's quite an experience to navigate this nut's website and carry a picture of Nadler in one's mind at the same time. It gives new meaning to the term "nausea".

84 posted on 05/21/2002 10:17:09 AM PDT by Southflanknorthpawsis
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
So true, but if it IS a prank, then he has a bunch of enemies. Check out
http://www.hillzoo.com/staffers021802.htm
85 posted on 05/21/2002 10:28:49 AM PDT by Centaur
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
When you refer to Nadler as a trisexual, are you saying that he tries to have sex but can't?

BAAha! Darn, I wish I'd thought of that one...

86 posted on 05/21/2002 10:46:25 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: LarryLied
Even with this insane website on the internet, they still let me work for a United States Congressman!

No wonder we got attacked on 9/11.

87 posted on 05/21/2002 10:51:38 AM PDT by lowbridge
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To: lowbridge
Absolutely right!
88 posted on 05/21/2002 10:59:34 AM PDT by Registered
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To: woofie
SHHHH!! Let's not tell anyone....
89 posted on 05/21/2002 11:01:19 AM PDT by tracer
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To: LarryLied
This smells like a clever cyber-assassination of a Demo-puke by his enemies. I like it...
90 posted on 05/21/2002 11:04:51 AM PDT by tracer
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To: ken5050
Yes, his folks own a deli from which Nadler receives free food. But of equal importance of his father-in-law's ownership of a trucking company..............
91 posted on 05/21/2002 11:08:00 AM PDT by tracer
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To: Carolinamom
Jerry is married-- to Joyce Miller.
92 posted on 05/21/2002 11:13:00 AM PDT by GraniteStateConservative
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To: tracer
It's the real deal. This guy is an idiot.
93 posted on 05/21/2002 11:13:16 AM PDT by Registered
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To: hellinahandcart
Nadler's District? Nah, I'm also stuck with Maloney
94 posted on 05/21/2002 11:15:27 AM PDT by Oschisms
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To: LarryLied
The site is down

Has it been pulled already, or is it server overload or something????

95 posted on 05/21/2002 11:15:33 AM PDT by Hemingway's Ghost
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To: tracer
SHHHH!! Let's not tell anyone....

Too late....its gone.

96 posted on 05/21/2002 11:17:56 AM PDT by eddie willers
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To: Oschisms
My bad, I thought you lived downtown...
97 posted on 05/21/2002 11:20:53 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: Registered
Yea...he reminds me of a high schoolmate fixated on the shaft movie. The guy was somewhat funny but became annoying. He would trim his crappy boat like car with gold and put a crown in his car. Obviously he would get his arse kicked in south central.

After we graduated and grew up he remained retarded and immature. Maybe its him?

98 posted on 05/21/2002 11:21:46 AM PDT by smith288
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To: LarryLied
Hill Zoo: Staffer of the Week
99 posted on 05/21/2002 11:23:38 AM PDT by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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To: LarryLied
Holy cow, the site is down. But his Google search page is still there. And this thread. Hee-hee.
100 posted on 05/21/2002 11:25:14 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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