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Jerrold Nadler's press secretary's web site. Check this lunatic out.
"Me" Eric Schmeltzer's web site ^
| 5/21/02
| Eric Schmeltzer
Posted on 05/21/2002 7:32:04 AM PDT by LarryLied
One reason why congress should get no classified information from the Bush administration:
I am the Press Secretary and Speech Writer for Representative Jerrold Nadler. Yeah, can you believe it? Even with this insane website on the internet, they still let me work for a United States Congressman! As my good friend and inspiration, Yakov Smirnov, used to say -- "Vhat a country!" ME
Whattya wanna know about Da Schmeltz?
Welcome To The Professional World of Eric Schmeltzer
Please hire me!! Check it out! I'm good!
WACKY
Oh man, I don't know if you can handle... THE LINKS!
A futher sampling of Eric Schmeltzer's web site:
NAME:
Eric M. Schmeltzer, D.A. (Doctorus Amori (The Love Doctor) AGE:
Old Enough to drink, have sex, and shoot a gun. 26. (June 3, 1975 -- A Very Funky Year, Indeed)
GENDER:
All man, baby. ALLLLLLLLL man.
SIZE:
Why? Am I making you horny? Let's shag, baby!
It's not the size, but how I use it. But I will tell you I'm 6'2".
And I have elephantitis of the genitals. YEAH, BABY!! YEAH!!
FAMOUS?
You bet your patootie I am!! Check out what Don King once called my "multitudilicious quotationiacal offericiciousnessly ponderouslings..."
All you need do is check out the google.com search on me! My monkey-ass is all over the place! Me on other pages, quoted in the news, etc.
TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: New York
KEYWORDS: ericschmeltzer; nadler
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
#67, FUNNY!
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Any chance of getting a picture of Nadler's WIFE (if he has one)?
To: Carolinamom
I am sure if there is a picture of her, she would be in a shadow.
To: LarryLied
A wonderful example of the class that is Jerry Nadler. LOL !!
It's quite an experience to navigate this nut's website and carry a picture of Nadler in one's mind at the same time. It gives new meaning to the term "nausea".
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
So true, but if it IS a prank, then he has a bunch of enemies. Check out
http://www.hillzoo.com/staffers021802.htm
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posted on
05/21/2002 10:28:49 AM PDT
by
Centaur
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
When you refer to Nadler as a trisexual, are you saying that he tries to have sex but can't?BAAha! Darn, I wish I'd thought of that one...
To: LarryLied
Even with this insane website on the internet, they still let me work for a United States Congressman! No wonder we got attacked on 9/11.
To: lowbridge
Absolutely right!
To: woofie
SHHHH!! Let's not tell anyone....
89
posted on
05/21/2002 11:01:19 AM PDT
by
tracer
To: LarryLied
This smells like a clever cyber-assassination of a Demo-puke by his enemies. I like it...
90
posted on
05/21/2002 11:04:51 AM PDT
by
tracer
To: ken5050
Yes, his folks own a deli from which Nadler receives free food. But of equal importance of his father-in-law's ownership of a trucking company..............
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posted on
05/21/2002 11:08:00 AM PDT
by
tracer
To: Carolinamom
Jerry is married-- to Joyce Miller.
To: tracer
It's the real deal. This guy is an idiot.
To: hellinahandcart
Nadler's District? Nah, I'm also stuck with Maloney
94
posted on
05/21/2002 11:15:27 AM PDT
by
Oschisms
To: LarryLied
The site is down Has it been pulled already, or is it server overload or something????
To: tracer
SHHHH!! Let's not tell anyone.... Too late....its gone.
To: Oschisms
My bad, I thought you lived downtown...
To: Registered
Yea...he reminds me of a high schoolmate fixated on the shaft movie. The guy was somewhat funny but became annoying. He would trim his crappy boat like car with gold and put a crown in his car. Obviously he would get his arse kicked in south central.
After we graduated and grew up he remained retarded and immature. Maybe its him?
98
posted on
05/21/2002 11:21:46 AM PDT
by
smith288
To: LarryLied
To: LarryLied
Holy cow, the site is down. But his Google search page is still there. And this thread. Hee-hee.
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