Posted on 05/21/2002 7:32:04 AM PDT by LarryLied
One reason why congress should get no classified information from the Bush administration:
I am the Press Secretary and Speech Writer for Representative Jerrold Nadler. Yeah, can you believe it? Even with this insane website on the internet, they still let me work for a United States Congressman! As my good friend and inspiration, Yakov Smirnov, used to say -- "Vhat a country!"ME
Whattya wanna know about Da Schmeltz?
Welcome To The Professional World of Eric Schmeltzer
Please hire me!! Check it out! I'm good!
WACKY
Oh man, I don't know if you can handle... THE LINKS!
A futher sampling of Eric Schmeltzer's web site:
NAME:
Eric M. Schmeltzer, D.A. (Doctorus Amori (The Love Doctor)AGE:
Old Enough to drink, have sex, and shoot a gun. 26. (June 3, 1975 -- A Very Funky Year, Indeed)GENDER:
All man, baby. ALLLLLLLLL man.SIZE:
Why? Am I making you horny? Let's shag, baby!It's not the size, but how I use it. But I will tell you I'm 6'2".
And I have elephantitis of the genitals. YEAH, BABY!! YEAH!!
FAMOUS?
You bet your patootie I am!! Check out what Don King once called my "multitudilicious quotationiacal offericiciousnessly ponderouslings..."
All you need do is check out the google.com search on me! My monkey-ass is all over the place! Me on other pages, quoted in the news, etc.
When the Lewinsky scandal broke, there were no less than 10 sites and AOL screen names that popped up all claiming that they were Monica.
Don't believe everything you read.
Visit the internet WayBack Machine!
The current page is not there but the content is...
Would someone please pass Nadler that final "wafer thin mint?" He looks ready to explode!
After reading this guy's bio, it's hard for me to believe he's a PR person for a congressperson. Every other sentence starts with "I". He writes like a 10 year old and has a bigger ego than Jerrold Nadler. Wonder who his parents are? There must have been a bit of "influence" in the hiring of this egomaniac.
Maybe just arrogance. Look what Barney Frank got away with. Found the site last night and checked it out for a while before posting. If it is fake, somebody took a lot of time on someone few have heard of. If someone did it to get him, I think they would have made the site even worse than it is.
"4. JERROLD NADLER - the 'Toast of Greenwich Village'. Mr. Nadler is one of the most extreme radical members of Congress - second only to his close pal, the openly homosexual Congressman Barney Frank."Nadler enthusiastically backs the entire gay, abortion, and pornography 'rights' agenda. - a person who tramples upon Hashem's Torah Hakedoshah. Nadler is a relentless enemy of Judaism."
Yeah I hear you ... but people with personal vendettas can be very singleminded in their quest for "revenge".
It'll be interesting to see what happens with it over the next few hours/days. But until I see this guy on TV with his mea culpa just call me skeptical.
I respectfully disagree.
IMO, these people mirror their constituency.
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