Jerrold Nadler's press secretary's web site. Check this lunatic out.

"Me" Eric Schmeltzer's web site ^ | 5/21/02 | Eric Schmeltzer

[LarryLied]

One reason why congress should get no classified information from the Bush administration:

I am the Press Secretary and Speech Writer for Representative Jerrold Nadler. Yeah, can you believe it? Even with this insane website on the internet, they still let me work for a United States Congressman! As my good friend and inspiration, Yakov Smirnov, used to say -- "Vhat a country!"

ME
Whattya wanna know about Da Schmeltz?

Welcome To The Professional World of Eric Schmeltzer
Please hire me!! Check it out! I'm good!

WACKY
Oh man, I don't know if you can handle... THE LINKS!

A futher sampling of Eric Schmeltzer's web site:

NAME:
Eric M. Schmeltzer, D.A. (Doctorus Amori (The Love Doctor)

AGE:
Old Enough to drink, have sex, and shoot a gun. 26. (June 3, 1975 -- A Very Funky Year, Indeed)

GENDER:
All man, baby. ALLLLLLLLL man.

SIZE:
Why? Am I making you horny? Let's shag, baby!

It's not the size, but how I use it. But I will tell you I'm 6'2".

And I have elephantitis of the genitals. YEAH, BABY!! YEAH!!

FAMOUS?
You bet your patootie I am!! Check out what Don King once called my "multitudilicious quotationiacal offericiciousnessly ponderouslings..."

All you need do is check out the google.com search on me! My monkey-ass is all over the place! Me on other pages, quoted in the news, etc.

[Charles Martel]

Gatekeeper, eh? He'd better be careful... Barney Frank is the "Keymaster"! ;-)

Come to think of it, I really can't think of a better town for the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man to stomp flat.

[Phantom Lord]

I wonder how this would go over on a Republican staffers web page...

A Little Fun

Have you ever wished that you weren't a 26 year old jewish guy from a middle class suburb of Philadelphia? Sure, we all have. And have you kind of wished that maybe you were a black guy from Harlem with an afro and leather trench coat? Yep. Me too.

Well, through the amazing technology that my $25,000 a year education brought me, I present to you, Me, Eric Schmeltzer, as Shaft, or is it Shaft as me? Hmmmmm.......

Click Here!!!

[smith288]

I saved the site to my HDD. He can do whatever he wants. BWUHAHAHA

[LarryLied]

I saved the site to my HDD. He can do whatever he wants. BWUHAHAHA

heh...heh...freepers never forget.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

This guy is a FLIPPING FAGGIT, my apologies to homosexuals everywhere.

Honestly, your assessment is dead-on. Why would we want to share sensitive intelligence w/an immature a-hole like this?

[hellinahandcart]

Come to think of it, I really can't think of a better town for the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man to stomp flat.

Hey, don't give Nadler any ideas, okay? I happen to live in that town. (And if you ever visit, I'll show you where all the "Ghostbusters" buildings are located)

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

If you're curious, you can see his picture here. This guy is probably a close personal friend of the kids who left things in such pristine condition for the new administration.

[Nataku X]

If introducing anime to the Freepers here... I'll bet male freepers would go ga-ga over Gunsmith Cats, that series about two female gun nuts who run a gun & ammo place...

[Atlas Sneezed]

I just sent this to opinionjournal@wsj.com. Did anyone send it to McCaslin or Roll Call?

[Atlas Sneezed]

Does someone want to tip off the home district newspapers?

[LarryLied]

Correct me if I am wrong, but since Eric's site actively probes visitors and there are graphics posted on this thread linked to his web page doesn't that mean Eric might very well drop in to read what we say about him?

:-)

Hellinahandcart...know any New Yorkers in his district? Or anyone else in the city who might be interested?

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Here's this loser's email address (from his site):

wolfpac@clark.net

[Slyfox]

And I have elephantitis of the genitals. YEAH, BABY!! YEAH!!

What a freakin' visual. Sounds like he caught a venereal disease from his boss.

[paul51]

Seems to me the guy is ready to run for his own seat in the house.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

I'm shooting off a link to Howie Carr's email address. He called Nadler a human bowling ball recently; I'm sure he'll dig this site. Does anyone have it archived in case he dumps it right quick?

[hellinahandcart]

Let me go post a link on the New York page. We've got tons of freepers saddled with Nadler.

[SpinyNorman]

Again, I am the one-man press operation, and am the gatekeeper and conduit between the Congressman and the media.

Funny, but isn't the sphincter ani (yes, you guessed it, the bunghole) a gatekeeper as well? If so, then he fits his role well!! LOL!!

Wonder how many times a day he has to fill Nadler's feedbag? (The picture above of Jabba the Hut is priceless!!!)

[hang 'em]

don't forget Mr. Creosote ...

[hellinahandcart]

Well, it's done. Bumping to the top again.

[LarryLied]

smith288 saved it, or some of it, to HDD. It does seem this won't be around long. Eric probably gets a handful of hits a day if that. Think he will notice what is going on. Perhaps he will visit and post.