Every morning, Bill Clinton jogs near his home in NY.
And on each run, he goes past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day.
Apprehensive, he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly about to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb.
"No. Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.
This ritual between the ex-prez and the hooker continued for several days.
He'd run by, and she'd holler, "Fifty dollars."
He'd yell back, "Five dollars!"
One day, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany Bill on his morning run. As the jogging couple neared the now infamous street corner, Bill suddenly realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer for all to hear (including Hillary) and he would have to come up with a very good explanation for his wife, the junior Senator.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past her, Bill became overcome with anxiety on how to handle the
situation. Sure enough there she was -- standing where she always did.
Bill tried to evade the streetwalker's eyes as she looked up at the jogging pair.
Then from the sidewalk,she yelled to Bill: "There you go! See what you get for five bucks?"