USO Canteen Freeper Style Show...Thursday 04-04-02

04/04/02 | Billie (Original Thread written by SnowBunny and Graphics by Billie returns tomorrow)

[Billie]

The Thin Man's Spring Spectacular
USO Canteen
Freeper Style Show Extravaganza

It's the event you've all been waiting for...and we pulled out all the stops.  The guest list is staggering, the food fabulous, and the fashions are breathtaking. Just a few of the guests seen mingling before the show include: Jim Robinson; John Robinson; JustAmy; Aeronaut; 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; COB1; DiverDave; lodwick; Lonnie; ST.LOUIE1; 4TheFlag; The Thin Man; HiJinx; g'nad; Blackie; HighWheeler; dansangel; B4Ranch; LBGA; Howlin; lowbridge; CoolGuy; gonzo; Phil V.; Terry's Take; AFVetGal; JohnHuang2; Barnacle; gunnrmike; Lancey Howard; Long Cut; tet68; T'wit; OldChinaHand; logos; bosniajmc; archy; davidosborne; JohnD9207; connectthedots; razorback-bert; Beowolf; Wattsmag2; The Mayor; Mustang; RangerVetNam; Sk1Thurman; kd5cts; rangerx; JoeSixPack1; Delta 21; gwmoore; Norb2569; RaceBannon; USMC Vet; NorCoGOP; RightOnline; SERE_Doc; onedoug; Joe 6-pack; Vets_Husband_and_Wife; WVNan; Fiddlstix; Lee'sGhost; CheneyChick; ohioWfan; ru4liberty; bogie; uglybiker; gatorgirl; SLB; Desert Lizard; Freedom'sWorthIt; Severa; MeeknMing; Mudboy Slim; Excuse_My_Bellicosity; Euro-American Scum; oldvike; NCEaglette; spectr17; conserve-it; SwedeGirl; kayak; CyberLiberty; Slip18; deadhead; BeforeISleep; philman_36; Slam; 007; Endeavor; aomagrat; TheBigB; RadioAstronomer; Bahbah; xp38; mystomachisturning; and many more were waiting in line at the front door. It's going to be a great show.....ready to get started?

I think Beamer wants to say hi. Beamer is the Canteen Mascot.

Let me introduce you to the man who will be introducing the models momentarily. Looking every bit as smashing as the models, I give you the inimitable Mr. SAMWolf. Take it away, Sam!

Our first model is.....uh-oh... looks like they're not quite ready for prime time. Say, have you heard the one about....?

Here's Whoever, looking like the vision she is, or is that.... isn't?

Mama_Bear's looking like one fine Mama, isn't she? Something about those California bears!

I tell you, that DaisyScarlett doesn't just look good, she can COOK, too!

Everybody loves a redhead! Here's the Canteen's sassy redhead, SassyMom....

Ah, Victoria Delsoul.....with a name like that, you know she's gotta be beautiful.....

Do blondes have more fun? This one certainly does, and is more fun to be around than anybunny could ever imagine......SnowBunny, Canteen Hostess Extraordinaire!

Here's the other Canteen Hostess, Billie. She's the ornery one, you can tell by the way she moves, you don't wanna cross her. (Watch those graphics - not too big, please!)

Thought you might like to see some of the ladies responsible for keeping the Canteen kitchen full of surprises. That's Mountaineer on the left, then Iowa Granny, and uh....who is that on the right....oh, that's who on the right.

One last look at some of the lovely ladies of the Canteen, and then we'll......
GUYS! Oh, geez, GUYS! Louie, Diver, what th'?.......

Ok, let's try again....Left to right below are some of the lovely ladies who grace the Canteen regularly with their presence, their wit, charm, talents, prayers and support for our troops: Mountaineer, Victoria Delsoul, LadyX, Whoever, D4now, Snow Bunny, Aquamarine, Teacup, SusanUSA, DaisyScarlett, Iowa Granny, SassyMom, Mama_Bear, Spookbrat, and Billie.

CREDITS

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Air and Ground Transportation:

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Flowers:

ST.LOUIE1

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Advertising and Promotional:

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Set Design:

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Animals on Loan from:

[Brownie74]

Thanks for the ping. Super thread. Billie and Snow Bunny are very talented ladies.

[Snow Bunny]

NEW THREAD

LOVE you BOTH so much ! You give GREAT hugs Cobby. giggle

[maxwell]

Red is my absolute favoritist color to wear. Red strapless jumpsuit. I love it! Thank you so much!

Yep red is MY absolutist favoritist color to wear too. Red strapless mini skirt. I love it.

Whoops did I say that out loud??!

Wait what the hell are we talking about again?

[Nitro]

In fact, I hugged Snow Bunny SIX times!!

After two hugs it stops being hugs and starts being something else!!

[SAMWolf]

I love those bad boys, SAM and Flag man

Hey 4 ! We've been officially declared "Bad Boys"!

Boys will be boys, bad boy, bad boy
Boys will be boys, bad boy.bad boy
Boys will be boys, bad boy, bad boy
Boys will be boys, bad boy.bad boy

Bad, bad, bad, bad boy, you make me feel so good, you naughty
Bad, bad, bad, bad boy, you make me feel so good

The way you hold me tight you get me so excited
You do me oh , so right, my heart goes beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat

Bad, bad, bad, bad boy, you make me feel so good, nothin' but trouble, you're just a
Bad, bad, bad, bad boy, you make me feel so good, knew you would

He loves to paint the town, and fool around,
We danced till half past three to the beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat

Boys will be boys, bad boy, bad boy
Boys will be boys, bad boy.bad boy
Boys will be boys, bad boy, bad boy
Boys will be boys,
bad bad bad bad bad bad

Bad, bad, bad, bad boy, you make me feel so good, I want you
Bad, bad, bad, bad boy, you make me feel so good, knew you would

And when he drives me home
I feel safe at night
You call me on the phone
it goes ring, ring, ring, ring-a-ring, ring

Boys will be boys, bad boy, bad boy
Boys will be boys, bad boy.bad boy
Boys will be boys, bad boy, bad boy
Boys will be boys, bad boy.bad boy

(Boys will be boys) Always gettin' so restless (bad boy, bad boy)
(Boys will be boys) nothin' but trouble (bad boy, bad boy)

(Boys will be boys) Always gettin' so restless (bad boy, bad boy)
(Boys will be boys) nothin' but trouble (bad boy, bad boy)

(Boys will be boys) Always gettin' so restless (bad boy, bad boy)
(Boys will be boys) nothin' but trouble (bad boy, bad boy)

Boys will be boys, bad boy, bad boy
Boys will be boys, bad boy.bad boy
Boys will be boys, bad boy, bad boy
Boys will be boys, bad boy.bad boy

[conserve-it]

Bump!!

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL! That's funny. In my Senior HS picture, I had the black frame glasses. I call 'em my Buddy Holly glasses.
Of course, back then, few people wore the wire frames like they have now.........

[SpookBrat]

I got those Coke bottle glasses at Goodwill and I couldn't see a thing with them on. Yuck! But it made the costume work. LOL I know you were never a nerd, Meek my friend.

[Bigg Red]

That's great news. You are so welcome! God is good.