Posted on 03/30/2002 3:20:35 PM PST by Jim Robinson
Just got home a little while ago and have been trying to catch up on reading all the complaints about our new face lift. Well, this particular email caught my eye and thought I'd post it to see if we can lighten up the atmosphere just a bit (I got a chuckle out of it anyway).
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Nope! the only thing I've been behind is the bar. I asked JimRob if I could be the Bar Moderator, but then I would be in charge of wiping down too many monitors, and removing coffee and such from keyboards.......the travel would be prohibitive.
There are blue fonts!!!??!??
I need an upgrade! I got Win92 and all I got in the backround are ghost images of the Dick Van Dyke Show.
WE DO TOO KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING!!!
What?
Just wait 'til Facelift-in-a-Drum comes out. I volunteered to be one of the beta testers. It's pretty cool stuff, but now my earlobes have nipples.
I get mine at the local liquor store... it ain't free tho -- dammit, that's the real magic! (ne way, what'd I miss? Did John try to make it a run-of-the-mill, looks like every other web site, kinda thing again?)
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