FREE Non Surgical Face Lift in a Bottle!

email | March 30, 2002 | unkown

[Jim Robinson]

Just got home a little while ago and have been trying to catch up on reading all the complaints about our new face lift. Well, this particular email caught my eye and thought I'd post it to see if we can lighten up the atmosphere just a bit (I got a chuckle out of it anyway).

Subject: FREE Non Surgical Face Lift in a Bottle!

Removal Instructions are at the end of this letter. Thank you.

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AND YOU CAN...

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or respond to this email with the subject line "More Info"

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Come on in and Relax while we Help You to Look 5-10 Years Younger...

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[MeekOneGOP]

LOL!

[Focault's Pendulum]

Were you behind this all along FP?

Nope! the only thing I've been behind is the bar. I asked JimRob if I could be the Bar Moderator, but then I would be in charge of wiping down too many monitors, and removing coffee and such from keyboards.......the travel would be prohibitive.

[sweetliberty]

I see. You don't like monitor cleaning duty huh? Well, tell Jim it's looking better all the time, and could we do anything about the blue fonts? And once he gets it all fixed, keep your paws off of it!! Hehehehe....

[Focault's Pendulum]

Well, tell Jim it's looking better all the time, and could we do anything about the blue fonts?

There are blue fonts!!!??!??

I need an upgrade! I got Win92 and all I got in the backround are ghost images of the Dick Van Dyke Show.

[maxwell]

Don't sweat the whiners. There's really nothing to complain about. They just don't know what they're doing.

WE DO TOO KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING!!!

What?

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[tacticalogic]

I need an upgrade!

Just wait 'til Facelift-in-a-Drum comes out. I volunteered to be one of the beta testers. It's pretty cool stuff, but now my earlobes have nipples.

[Tennessee_Bob]

YATTA BUMP!!! ;

[Anthem]

...where can I get my hands on some of that face lift stuff...in a bottle??

I get mine at the local liquor store... it ain't free tho -- dammit, that's the real magic! (ne way, what'd I miss? Did John try to make it a run-of-the-mill, looks like every other web site, kinda thing again?)

[pollywog]

Well it has been almost 2 weeks since the New Look has come to Free Republic. I must once again comment. I do not like it. I know I am like many who visit Free Republic daily to collect the news and keep up with a true conservative point of view. Problem is, you have to scroll to the bottom most of the time to get to BREAKING NEWS....I had hoped I would adjust to it before now, but find myself actually going to Yahoo and Drudge now...something I haven't done in several years. Sure wish it would change back .