Posted on 02/09/2002 11:06:53 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
"FRiends of Slick Willie"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")
We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down.
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!
Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!
I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there.
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!
I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!
Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!
(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)
Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary...
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!
Mudboy Slim
"Black I"
"Black II"
"Black III"
"Black IV"
"Black V"
"Black VI"
"Black VII"
McLowlife's "Global Crossing" Scandal!!"
BTW...I know where Terry McAuliffe lives...we must FReep him repeatedly this Spring, Summer, and Fall!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Gonna be a Good Nine Months....MUD
For the record...MUD
Conservatism from the foregoing we find that this term conveys the following:
1. A free market and the personal acquisition of property by individuals.
2. Individual freedoms and property rights are representative of attendant moral, religious, political, and civil rights.
3. In accordance with the Constitution, the federal government is limited to acting in those areas wherein the states themselves do not have that ability, in inter-state matters and in foreign relations.
4. There is great importance placed on separation of powers, judicial review, and states' rights as opposed to federal power.
Simplified Definition:
An ideal conservative believes in the importance of the individual person, including the fetus, and the family structure and that it is the responsibility for the individuals within each family to do as much as they can for themselves before asking for assistance. When assistance is needed the progressive route taken is community, city, county, state and federal, in that order, with the federal government the avenue of last resort. A conservative believes in the least government possible.
Liberalism from the foregoing we find that this term conveys the following:
1. Government should correct economic deficiencies caused by an unregulated free market economy. Government should provide social welfare.
2. It is right for government to impose progressive income taxation.
3. Government should impose a minimum wage.
4. The social security system should remain a system where those working support those who are receiving social security payments.
5. Government should support only public education forcibly paid for by taxpayers even though some object to some of the subject matter and the manner in which it is taught.
6. Government should impose stringent safety and health regulations.
7. Government should impose stringent consumer protection and environmental preservation laws.
Simplified definition:
An ideal liberal takes the completely opposite position to an ideal conservative, vying for a socialistic form of government working from the top down wherein the freedom of the individual is compromised for the anticipated good of the collective group.
Pretty decent definitions, IMHO...MUD
Hi Mud!!!
This is where the battle's gonna be won, my FRiends...MUD
It's a place your children dream of, where great men once led the free...
Ol' Abe Lincoln, Ronald Reagan, Washington each graced the seat...
FDR, Kennedy, and Jefferson once served the office with pride!
But now we've got Slick Willie bangin' young interns...
Left-Wing tells us, "Let it slide..."
Well, Clinton's been a damned disgrace, spy stories all ring true...
If you say, "It's all Okay!", what does that say 'bout you?!
Med'yuh refuses to ask tough questions, as though Slick were King.
But patriots cannot believe in Bill,
'Cuz Slick's sold his soul to Beijing!! Left declares...
"Treason and high crimes don't matter!"
Good DemocRATS fallin' from glory...
Still, Lib'rals say, "We adore you!"
Left's King's a freak...good folks abhor you-oouu!!
(Guitar Jammin')
Those who don't fight Evil find their souls have been sold cheap...
Numb poltroons can't see how Power has warped Ol' Slick Willie!
Crimes and Slime define their WHORE, they take up all his time.
We'll Re-Impeach, then Slick will do his prison time...
Right'll force him there!!!
Treason and High Crimes will be proved...
Will Democrats follow Slick blindly?!
The Left-Wing says, "We adore you!"
Election's soon...voters will show you-oouu!
Yeah...the Right'll slaughter you-ou-ou-ouuu...!!!
(Mo' Guitar Jammin' to Fade)
FReegards...MUD
15 Posted on 08/18/2000 11:27:44 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Clinton did a lot to push that process along...seriously, the dude is a Serial Rapist, an Abuser of Power, most assuredly a Conspirator to Murder, and a Traitor to his Country, yet the RATS swallowed any sincere protest and let him hold his high office for the duration. Nobody who did that has a lick of self-respect or Love of Country...they've been Clintonized!! However, it goes even deeper when you consider the implosion of Lib'ralism as a viable political ideology...Collectivist Solutions have failed miserably wherever they've been tried, yet the Left is beholden to their Socialist Strategy despite incontrovertible evidence that the Federal Guv'ment makes everything it touches--save the Military--WORSE!!
Fer the Left, only a snake-oil salesman like Clinton has a chance to fool enuff of the Electorate to get himself elected POTUS, and I'm not seeing many folks in the RAT farm system nearly as good at lying as Der SchleekMeister!! Now, if we could only get Dubyuh to quit compromising away nearly everything the Right feels passionate about, we could make some real progress in moving this Country outta its Lib'ral Funk over the next six years!!
FReegards...MUD
Agreed, MUD, agreed...
FReegards...MUD
Bump.
Why didn't the EX-Rapist-in-Chief nab bin Laden when he had the opportunity?! Honor amongst thieves, perhaps?! May they both suffer the same fate!!
FReegards...MUD
Don't worry Gran'ma...we'll be alright...
And don't worry brothers, kiss yer babes and sleep tight!!
And it'll be fine, sweet wife of mine...World'll be just fine!
Lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom!!!
No Longer Shed Right's Strength fer that which We Wish to be FRee FRom!!
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And ALL shall learn...the Right's 'bout HONOR!!
We've heard Left's anguish...
I've heard Left's "hearts" whine out!!
Right is tired...yes, We're weary, but We Aren't Worn Out!!!!
Set down your chains...'til only Faith remains...
Set down Left's chains!!!
And lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom...
No longer compromise with those who must now be defeated...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And We Shall Build...a World of Honor!!
There are plenty of Sheeple who Pray fer Peace...
But if praying were enough our dreams wouldda come to be.
Left's Programs Enslave and Numb!!
Yet, the Heavens will hush themselves to hear...
Our voices ring out clear...with Songs of FReedom...Songs of FReedom!!
Come on, you Lurkin' FReepers(EIBers?)...join in, have yer say!!
There is a Good Army coming and we are Armed with Faith...
To Live...We SHALL Give...Justice!!
And lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our Strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...and Right shall lead...
Lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And Right Shall Prove That Truth's Worth Honorin'!!
FReegards, my FRiends...MUD
Bump.
Killing another human being is a nasty business, Mud.
...always has been, too.
HI
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