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FR BOOB OF THE YEAR: (nominations invited)
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| liz
Posted on 12/26/2001 9:21:40 AM PST by Liz
I nominate ex-President Clinton who showed his contempt for American values and thumbed his nose at our rule of law when he issued pardons to an ungodly claque of convicted felons. Hitlery aided and abetted Clinton's boobery by using presidential pardon power to buy votes for her Senate campaign. The felons pardoned by Clinton were involved in the following crimes:
murder
kidnapping
armed bank robbery
carrying explosives during the commission of felony
burglary
distribution of crack cocaine near a school
possession of firearms by convicted felon
malicious damage to government property
conspiracy to effectuate the escape of a federal prisoner
distribution of cocaine, crack and heroin
racketeering
extortion
money laundering
conspiracy to defraud the United States
embezzlement from a federally funded program
bank fraud
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To: lowbridge
Can I nominate myself? Yeah. List below the boobity things you've done in the year 2000:
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posted on
12/26/2001 12:50:36 PM PST
by
Liz
To: Liz; lowbridge
lowbridge, I must interject here -- Liz, For reasons I can not publicly disclose on FR until mid-January, lowbridge is definately not a boob, and certainly not boob of the year. Sorry, lowbridge, but I must obstruct this nomination due to your talent and my conscience. :)
122
posted on
12/26/2001 12:53:26 PM PST
by
summer
To: Liz
well ... I knew that! ... but Liberals need to read Barbara Olson's book(s) ... and Ann Coulter's book ... any of William Bennet's books, David Schippers book, David Limbaugh's book, Bill Gertz's books, Rush Limbaugh's books, Bill O'Reilly's books .....
To: F.J. Mitchell
I thought that said BOOBS of the year-and assumed this was a recuitment for judges in a world class wet tee shirt contest. If it was then Petra Verkaik would win hands down.
To: Liz
"Boob" is like one BillyBoy. "Boobs" is like two - BillyBoy and Hitlery. Comprendez vous? |
125
posted on
12/26/2001 12:58:26 PM PST
by
Fintan
To: summer
whatever you say........
126
posted on
12/26/2001 12:58:49 PM PST
by
Liz
To: Fintan
Is that French?Mais oui, monsieur (madam)?. Alors, q'est que c'est ce soir?
127
posted on
12/26/2001 1:00:41 PM PST
by
Liz
To: Liz
You could compensate by drinking a fabulous Beaujolais and eating a nice runny Brie with the baguettes. I dunno; that sounds... too french. Maybe crack a Corona and load up on carné asada and frijolés; toss a few habañero peppers at 'em...
Would a habañero ignite the wine?
To: Liz, lowbridge
Thanks, Liz! Come mid-January, we can come up with another, more appropriate AWARD for the NON-boob, lowbridge! :)
PS lowbridge, do not read about the above award for you, as it is a big surprise. Thanks.
129
posted on
12/26/2001 1:02:46 PM PST
by
summer
To: Fintan
Oui, mon amour. :)
130
posted on
12/26/2001 1:03:39 PM PST
by
summer
To: Liz
To me, the word 'boob' is almost an affectionate term -- like a 'dope' or an 'a**hole'.
I wouldn't put the Clintons in this classification. They should be retired from all lists and placed in a special category of 'All-time most corrupt, venal, unethical, unprincipled, unscrupulous, treasonist, unethical, noxious, couple of the decade.' (How about 'in the history of our country'?)
That leaves your call for nominations of 'boob of the year', and I am at a loss. For something recent, I might offer the American Red Cross, but for a single person, my mind boggles at the possibilities!!!!!
131
posted on
12/26/2001 1:04:27 PM PST
by
Exit148
To: New Girl
Let us not forget Gary Condit...
Awwww, be fair...some of us (like Chandra, wherever she might be now) have been trying to forget this paramecium for months, now.
But...he
should be at the top of a Boobs Nominations list, leading the pack full of the like of ...
The New York Mets - For being stupid enough to even
think about bringing Mo Vaughn to the fold: he's a lardass tub who has a badly misshapen image as a "team leader". Yeah, Mo - that was
some team leadership you showed on the disabled list, too lazy to haul your porcine posterior to the ballpark to show some team support but not so badly hurt that you couldn't hit the nightclub scene? And what gives, Mr. Phillips - you were doing so brightly with the winter deals, but you let Moises Alou get away while you're worrying about how Mo Vaughn will fit in? Hint: He won't. The
last thing you needs is a guy who strikes out as often as he hits...or didn't you get the hint when Mo said he wanted so much to go back to the Boston Red Sox and the Red Sox didn't exactly jump on any chance to cut a deal with the Angels? Even Doofus Dan Duquette knows
something is unkosher in Tel Aviv...
John McVain - Should be obvious, but one never knows, do one?
Trent Lost - Should also be obvious. What
is it with Mississippi voters, that they keep sending this turkey back for our further use, misuse, and abuse?
Hilarious Rodent Clinton - If you gotta ask, she isn't doing it right.
Cleveland Browns football fans - For making it that the rest of the park went to a riot and a football game broke out. (Now we know why the violent crime rate drops over the weekend: the thugs are at the football games, and some of them are even
playing.) Who let the Dawg Pound out?
Anyone with so much time and so little mind as to have defended Cleveland Browns football fans after the fourth quarter riot. - Sorry. Officials blow calls all the time. Doesn't usually provide justification for a full-scale riot. (I mean, if blown calls justified riots, then St. Louis Cardinal fans visiting Royals Stadium for Game Six of the 1985 World Series should have torched the joint when Denkinger blew the out call in the bottom of the ninth, with the Cardinals an out away from the title...)
California Gov. Gray (Beige) Davis - Merely being himself qualifies him for the nominations! (Though he also qualifies for being the answer to "How many politicians does it take to screw up a light bulb?")
California Attorney General Bill Lockyer - See comment on Davis, then double the pot.
The Los Angeles City Council - See
Lighten Up, America, among other things...
House Minority Leader Dick (No, I Am Not
Robert Redford's Long Lost Siamese Twin!) Gephardt - Like we
need a reason?
Sen. Jim Jeffords - Because he can't even suck with
style when he gets his big chance to stink up the joint on
60 Minutes!
....for openers...
To: GottliebBerger
I nominate the co-president and Bitch of Kosovo, Field Marshal Hitlery von Rottenham Klintoon to share the (dis)honors with Beelzebubba Klintoon. These two traitorous Hillbilly-Trashy Marxists belong on the steps leading to a scaffold where they will pay the penalty for selling their country to the Chinese Communists!Good enough for me.
Get rid of both of them!!
To: lowbridge
Do you date dummies often?
To: Mr. Thorne
--you guys picked 2 (or 4) of my top ten.
135
posted on
12/26/2001 1:25:57 PM PST
by
zog
To: Hacksaw
"Now the limp-wristed girly-man tpaine spoiled the plot." You seem to have a bizarre problem. - You run about FR pointing a fag finger at complete strangers, some of whom may even be your father.
Freepmail me for a complete list of the names of all my former lady loves . It may eliminate you from having that honor.
136
posted on
12/26/2001 1:30:28 PM PST
by
tpaine
To: Liz
Man, am I relieved. I thought it was gonna be me.
To: asneditor
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138
posted on
12/26/2001 1:45:43 PM PST
by
Zon
To: Liz
Award for biggest
deflated boob of the year...
Bill Clinton
139
posted on
12/26/2001 1:52:54 PM PST
by
Zon
To: Liz
I only read a few replies. I suppose Dashole is mentioned at least once?
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posted on
12/26/2001 2:43:37 PM PST
by
Budge
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