Darth Sidious Proposes Marriage To His Girlfriend Lisa!

theforce.net ^ | 11/20/01 | Darth Sidious

[lowbridge]

I'm Chris Knight And I'm Here To Rescue You!
Tue, Nov 20, 01 07:00:00 PM EST

And now, a special message from one of TheForce.net staff:

Dear Lisa,

Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails.

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.

When my belief was broken, He sent you... and you taught me anew the joy of a childlike faith.
When hope seemed shattered, you gave me a smile... and the light in your eyes spurred me on to go the distance.

When I debated whether there really could be such a thing as pure love in this world, you came into my life... and the matter was forever settled in my heart.

You've taught me how to live again, to enjoy this sacred gift to its fullest. And now, more than anything else, I would choose to share this gift with you.

We have been served by Christ as His bride. And I thank Him that of all the guys in this world, I might serve Him together with you... and serve you as my own precious bride.

-- Chris

[2Trievers]

You will ... I know you will! Thanks for the update again Lowbie. This has been great fun!

Hugs
2T

[PeaceBeWithYou]

Kobayashi Maru....Impossible Mission.

[Snow Bunny]

Darth Sidious I pray you have as many happy magical years as I have had with FallGuy.God bless you and Lisa in every way for always.

[Texaggie79]

Is that a Whatsamatta U sweatshirt? :-P

[Angelique]

That is embarrassing! What if she doesn't want to marry him? What about candlight dinners, flowers, and sweet words?

[Angelique]

You are cracking me up! Wait a minute here! What about all those crude male habits! Don't do it Lisa! He'll send flowers now, but then he'll want you to pull the weeds!

[ladyinred]

Shame on you, not bitter are you? LOL :-)

[ouroboros]

buy her roses for her birthday; or maybe even send the kids to Grandma's and spend the entire weekend in a hot tub sucking each other's toes or something gross like that

Nice work with the little subliminal comments in the white font. I'll have to use that sometime. Anyway, since I appear to be one "caustic" remark away from a sacking, I'll say only that you may have misjudged me. I'm all about toe-sucking ;)

[lowbridge]

What if she doesn't want to marry him?

Who wouldn't want to marry him?

:-)

What about candlight dinners, flowers, and sweet words?

That comes later. :-)

[Lee'sGhost]

Kobayashi Maru -- Hey, I'm pulling that from long term memory, I don't live the stuff. Thought I was pretty damn close.

[New Horizon]

And a woman is just a woman, but a good Cigar is a Smoke.

Bill Clinton combines the best of both worlds...

[New Horizon]

What excellent pictures! Kinda makes me sad that GW literally chose to take the world upon his shoulders, like he has.

Thank God he did.

[Angelique]

That comes later. :-)

Uh oh! He's in big trouble now!

[StoneColdGOP]

Congratulations!

[palo verde]

Darth and Lisa
I wish you every happiness

Love, Palo

[Mudboy Slim]

"Marriage is like waking up with your boss next to you every morning."

LOL...yer evil, FRank!! Let the dude git lost in the moment fer a bit!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...Congratulations, Chris, May the Force Be With You!! And does this thread have a happy ending? Guess I'll have to keep scrolling to find out.

[Mudboy Slim]

Thank you, my FRiend, I was starting to get concerned.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...he'll want you to pull the weeds!"

Well, yeah...what's yer point, my FRiend?!

LOL and FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Update: Lisa Accepts!!

Well, it's about FReepin' Time, my FRiend!!

Congratulations...MUD