"Daaaayyyng....Blue Dress. Steer clear boys she's maaaahn!"
Posted on 11/05/2001 2:08:28 PM PST by truther
Ex-president Bill Clinton's Harlem office has put out the word: The "Big He" wants new interns - preferably even younger than Monica Lewinsky.
In a help wanted ad e-mailed to Columbia University's undergraduate political science department, a Clinton aide advertised for fresh interns to fill the "understaffed" post-presidential digs.
"Bill Clinton's office, located at 55 West 125th Street, is seeking interns in its understaffed scheduling department," the e-mail begins.
"Interns will answer phones, take requests, and follow through on such requests. Also (they) will be responsible for light computer work and keeping track of calendar. Flexible days/hours. For consideration, please fax resume to: David Slade, Deputy Director of Scheduling."
The Clinton "interns wanted" e-mail, which was first reported by the New Yorker magazine on its web site Monday, caught the eye of one Columbia undergrad who actually went for an interview and reported back to the magazine.
"Security was very tight," Lindsey Lincoln told the New Yorker. "People were dressed professionally, but it was relaxed and comfortable."
Her interview lasted fifteen minutes, during which she learned that Clinton was out of town.
"He was generally referred to as 'he,' " Lincoln said. "I was told I would be in contact with him. In general, if he needed assistance and his assistant was busy I would be asked to do anything basic. The guy said Mr. Clinton might need help in his kitchen, and I would do that."
Watch out Lindsey. The kitchen is where the "Big He" grabbed and groped Kathleen Willey.
The New Yorker reports Ms. Lincoln was offered the job but turned it down.
EWWWWWWW. We all know what those requests have been before.
She means "The Big He."
What right-minded man would admit to being understaffed?? LOL!
"Daaaayyyng....Blue Dress. Steer clear boys she's maaaahn!"
I thought he ordered out for pizza when he got "hungry" at work.
Time for a Slick Willie flashback:
From "Bill Clinton - Vast Bubba Cons" (a parody of "Bob Dylan - At Budokan"):
LUST COST ME ZERO -- NO KIDDIN’
(parody of "Love Minus Zero/No Limit")
My lust is mixed with violence,
Some gals we have to silence,
What I have to say is pure fable,
But the fools sure like my lies.
The People are careless bozos,
I make promises and grab power,
I made it with Gennifer Flowers,
But now I can't even buy her.
I meet fine whores when I'm skankin'
Though people talk some on occasion,
I raise bucks, receive ovations,
All my goons at my beck and call.
Some say I have no future,
As if my lust has to cost me,
I pull success from my failures,
Though my failures and successes appall.
I cope well with my scandals,
I've made out like a Vandal,
Who cares about Monica's horse dung,
She's just a pawn, who holds a grudge.
That fat Jew made me "Mad Slick",
I stumbled into a slut there,
I lusted and then ran for cover,
She blew too much to Starr's crew and that damned Drudge.
I cringed and my guys scrambled,
The country was shocked by my gambles,
I've takin' sleaze to perfection,
I expect I knew my loose women would sing.
Now few gals like my manners,
I fight those who scold and shame me,
My lust is sometimes ragin',
But my bimbos are a joke now on me.
RealAudio sound clips at FreeSpeechRecords.com.
Available on Amazon.com
Ain't that the truth??!!
Yeah sure...Pay no attention to the shadowy figure behind the 2-way mirror....
Oh God!!!
Are you kidding? In that neighborhood? Not with SS guys or the Taliban as backup.......
He wants votes and babes, not office space....
Yeah, Gennifer Flowers said he was "hung like a hamster"
Jail bait?
She'd be perfect! (The Lincoln Bedroom and all that.)
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