CLINTON: I NEED NEW INTERN

NewsMax | Monday Nov. 5, 2001 | Carl Limbacher and NewsMax.com Staff

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

"Interns will answer phones, take requests, and follow through on such requests.

EWWWWWWW. We all know what those requests have been before.

[NeoCaveman]

How many interns,
could Klinton intern,
If Klinton could intern them in-turn?

[Arthur McGowan]

"He was generally referred to as 'he,' " Lincoln said.

She means "The Big He."

[spald]

Understaffed??

What right-minded man would admit to being understaffed?? LOL!

[sayfer bullets]

"Daaaayyyng....Blue Dress. Steer clear boys she's maaaahn!"

[ravinson]

The guy said Mr. Clinton might need help in his kitchen, and I would do that.

I thought he ordered out for pizza when he got "hungry" at work.

Time for a Slick Willie flashback:

From "Bill Clinton - Vast Bubba Cons" (a parody of "Bob Dylan - At Budokan"):

LUST COST ME ZERO -- NO KIDDIN’
(parody of "Love Minus Zero/No Limit")

My lust is mixed with violence,
Some gals we have to silence,
What I have to say is pure fable,
But the fools sure like my lies.
The People are careless bozos,
I make promises and grab power,
I made it with Gennifer Flowers,
But now I can't even buy her.

I meet fine whores when I'm skankin'
Though people talk some on occasion,
I raise bucks, receive ovations,
All my goons at my beck and call.
Some say I have no future,
As if my lust has to cost me,
I pull success from my failures,
Though my failures and successes appall.

I cope well with my scandals,
I've made out like a Vandal,
Who cares about Monica's horse dung,
She's just a pawn, who holds a grudge.
That fat Jew made me "Mad Slick",
I stumbled into a slut there,
I lusted and then ran for cover,
She blew too much to Starr's crew and that damned Drudge.

I cringed and my guys scrambled,
The country was shocked by my gambles,
I've takin' sleaze to perfection,
I expect I knew my loose women would sing.
Now few gals like my manners,
I fight those who scold and shame me,
My lust is sometimes ragin',
But my bimbos are a joke now on me.



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[CheneyChick]

No one in history has as much gall as this guy.

Ain't that the truth??!!

[Jhensy]

Her interview lasted fifteen minutes, during which she learned that Clinton was out of town.

Yeah sure...Pay no attention to the shadowy figure behind the 2-way mirror....

[6ppc]

I hope Jay Leno gets hold of this!

[classygreeneyedblonde]

Oh God!!!

[lideric]

Seems to me there are "interns" to suit his needs walking the streets in Harlem.

[The_Media_never_lie]

Regardless of these caveats, I predict there will be no shortage of groupies for the ex. Pres. Also, another prediction: future bimbo eruptions as the interns prove they cannot keep a secret.

[ladyinred]

ROFLMAO!

[Hot Tabasco]

As I understand it, clinton has visited his extremely expensive "office" about as often as he held cabinet meetings while he was president.

Are you kidding? In that neighborhood? Not with SS guys or the Taliban as backup.......

He wants votes and babes, not office space....

[umgud]

Understaffed?

Yeah, Gennifer Flowers said he was "hung like a hamster"

[Whispering Smith]

Interns are the Demo's technique for paying less than a "Living Wage."

[swampfox98]

Ex-president Bill Clinton's Harlem office has put out the word: The "Big He" wants new interns - preferably even younger than Monica Lewinsky.

Jail bait?

[cajungirl]

Sickening as it is, wanta bet there are hundreds of applications from smart gorgeous girls who are panting at the thought of getting into ex-potus's pants.

[Charles Henrickson]

Lindsey Lincoln

She'd be perfect! (The Lincoln Bedroom and all that.)

[RippleFire]

Bubba's boys are obviously looking in the wrong place.
They should try a better source for Bill's needs.