Things that go bump in the night ?
Posted on 04/29/2026 4:15:31 AM PDT by dynachrome
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer welcomed King Charles III to Capitol Hill Tuesday with a large bandage covering about half his forehead.
The New York Democrat was first seen with the bandage – and a small abrasion just below it – Monday on the Senate floor.
The senator said he suffered the wound after a late-night encounter with an open door.
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Probably got whacked in the head with a hammer.
Melanoma?
Working out on Harry Reid’s workout equipment?
CC
Tapped his skull to see if anything was in there.
Harry Reid’s workout machine?
He was out of whack. I hope it knocked some sense into him.
Shades of Harry Reid.
If you are an older guy who has to get up in the middle of the night, you should always turn on a light!
It sort of worked for Fetterman. 🤔
Things that go bump in the night ?
F Chuck Schemer.
Right? Dirty Harry showed up like he was beat up. I bet the mafia or his gay lover paid him a visit.
At 70 yo, he may be failing, yet he talks about how the President is senile. OK Chuckie.
His wife tried to put it over his mouth and missed? Or else he got whomped in the head for serving raw hamburgers again.
I came to leave a snarky comment but they have all been taken.
Open door, fight with a treadmill....potato, potahto.....
probably involves the same people getting the same point across.
My wife leaves her closet door open, and it’s right on the way back from the bathroom at 1:30 am. I hold my hands out in front to find it. Nonetheless, over the years it has twice fit between my outstretched arms and slammed me in the forehead.
I feel your pain, Chuckie.
Though it couldn’t happen to a nicer guy…
Where’s the ai photo of him with a square of cheese over his hamburger head wound?
Around his knee he wore a purple garter
He wore it in the springtime and in the month of May
Hey, hey
And if you asked him why the heck he wore it
He wore it for his lover who was far, far away
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