'Out of Nowhere' Canadians Are Now Poorer Than Alabamians. The Reactions Have Been Pretty Funny

Townhall ^ | 02/22/2026 | Matt Vespa

[SeekAndFind]

Our northern neighbors are shell-shocked: they are even poorer than Alabamians. This follows a tough week for Canada, which has struggled at the Winter Olympics and has faced constant pressure from Donald Trump. In fact, it's the headline used on social media that's become the main source of mockery—"Out of nowhere, Canada became poorer than Alabama. How is that possible?”

In December, Tommy Battle’s dream came true. The five-term Mayor of Huntsville is Alabama to the bone, born in Birmingham and a graduate of the state university in Tuscaloosa, but for the past 18 years he’s tried to distance his city from the state’s unsavoury stereotypes. 

Huntsville, in the north, is the home of the Saturn rocket program that took on the Soviet Union’s Sputnik. It houses the second-largest biotech research hub in the United States. And it has attracted high-end manufacturing investments such as Blue Origin’s rocket engine plant. 

But Alabama tropes are hard to shake: The state is backward and full of bible thumpers and bigots – allegedly. When local companies try to hire from afar, Mayor Battle says recruits often hear the same responses when telling their spouses: “‘Huntsville?’ With one question mark. Then they say, ‘Alabama???’ With three question marks.” 

Translation: You’ve got to be kidding me. 

But in December, Huntsville had the last laugh. Eli Lilly and Co. was looking to build a US$6-billion manufacturing plant that would create 3,000 construction jobs and employ 450 engineers, scientists, lab technicians and operations staff. After narrowing down the field of 300 bidders, the pharmaceutical giant named Huntsville a winner, one of four new facilities in the U.S. It’s the state’s largest-ever private industrial investment, and it personifies the tagline the Mayor has preached: “Huntsville: a smart place.”

For eons, Canadians have viewed Alabama as a small state that, save for a few pockets, is dirt poor. All anybody seems to know about Alabama is that Montgomery and Birmingham were the centre of the civil rights movement. In 1963, when Martin Luther King Jr. wrote his “Letter from a Birmingham Jail,” he called Birmingham “probably the most thoroughly segregated city in the United States.”

So, it was a shock when Canadian economist Trevor Tombe and the International Monetary Fund ran the numbers in 2023 and 2024 and concluded that Canada had, in fact, become poorer than Alabama. 

It’s the “out of nowhere” part that has people rolling their eyes:

“We imported millions of people from third world shitholes and now our country is turning into a giant third world shithole. How is that possible?”

https://t.co/lmJSAnOODn pic.twitter.com/SwaF95ZFfO— Christian Heiens 🏛 (@ChristianHeiens) February 20, 2026

In this highly amusing Globe & Mail story, Canadians are stunned to discover that Alabama is not the dirt poor hillbilly backwater they think it is. They're totally gobsmacked when they learn Alabama's per capita GDP had edged higher than Canada's. "Canadians could probably stomach having their living standards slip relative to the broader U.S., the epicentre of the world's tech revolution. But Alabama?"

— Byron York (@ByronYork) February 21, 2026

Alabama's unemployment rate is 2.7%. Canada's is 6.5%.

Alabama now manufactures nearly as many cars as Ontario.

How did the one of the poorest states in the US start outcompeting us?

The Globe went down there to find out. The short version: Alabama spent 30 years treating… https://t.co/A3V5q0Z1jJ— Lucy Hargreaves (@lucyhargreaves4) February 20, 2026

🚨BREAKING: Canada has been renamed.

pic.twitter.com/czePNuMjLQ— Trolling.Canuck (@TrollingCanuck) February 21, 2026

You really don't know but you still voted for it.— JWF (@JammieWF) February 20, 2026

Go woke, go broke.

— Meaghan Mobbs (@mobbs_mentality) February 21, 2026

pic.twitter.com/ZQnlwji7uS— Petamocto (@petamocto) February 20, 2026

You're kidding right? Canada was in amazing shape when Harper was running things.

Then Prime Minister Blackface destroyed everything.— Leah 🇨🇦 True Crime Canada (@CanTrueCrime) February 20, 2026

[Bulwyf]

In my defense, I’ve always been retarded by choice. It annoys my parents to no end who claim I’m intelligent.

Canada could be extremely rich, but the east just loves killing industry and fighting against the natural wealth. I just ranch and train my horses. I try to forget the infantry but it comes out often. If it wasn’t for God’s grace, I’d be right screwed heh.

[Jonty30]

Socialism always destroys future productivity to fund a pleasant present.

[T.B. Yoits]

Canada could be extremely rich...

The Crown is not going to allow one of the Commonwealths such latitude.

[HotKat]

April 2018 moved and retired from Fairfax co serving the Washington elites to Athens AL. Smartest decision of my life.

[Trumpet 1]

Northern Alabama is rich with hills, valleys, water falls, and scenic views. Little River Canyon, the shoals region, Rivers, lakes, vegetation, and lots of under developed land. It is going to be the new hotspot for economic growth during the 21st Century.

[Bulwyf]

It would probably be in mutual interest to have western Canada join or seperate.

[PGR88]

[Salamander]

My Dobe boy is from Alabammy

I don’t think he has a bank account.

😁

[srmanuel]

The reaction on Twitter over the weekend has been hysterically funny, combined with the US Men’s and Women’s hockey teams defeating their Canadian counterparts and most of Canada is in deep depression.

The Americans or Anti-Canadians on twitter have been relentless with memes and other irritating comments.

BTW, Canada in per capita GDP in only ahead of Mississippi by about $1000 per person...in 2-3 years may be less Canada will be behind them as well.

[Spktyr]

They literally voted for this.

[NFHale]

Re voted for this:

Some did, for sure. But the majority of people had it forced on them.

You can guarantee the leftists made sure their elections are as rigged as ours were. This is a world-wide attempt to take over governments, and the Left has been pretty successful.

[Adder]

Well, at least they have their teefs to sneer at the rednecks with...

[Freeleesy]

Gee. Socialists are not a failure? “Surprise...”

[The Duke]

"Northern Alabama is rich with hills, valleys, water falls, and scenic views. Little River Canyon, the shoals region, Rivers, lakes, vegetation, and lots of under developed land."

Let's not talk about such things, shall we? No use ruining one of our few unspoiled regions.

And did I mention the rattlesnakes, giant spiders and scorpions? Seems like the darn place is crawling with 'em!

[xp38]

Roll Tide!

[yldstrk]

That’s it? The article leaves me hanging.

[yawningotter]

You forgot the alligators. Millions of alligators. They live in every puddle in the state, waiting to eat anyone who puts a toe in the water.

[Cronos]

This is why GDP per capita is not a very good statistic to use for comparison.

Median household income is a better gauge of typical family earning. Or Median wages.

[FLT-bird]

"Out of Nowhere"? Look at Canada's economic growth since Castro's little bastard came to office. Compare that with the US.

The South has been attracting businesses and growing faster than the rest of the country as a whole - let alone Canada - for quite some time. Airbus has a plant in Alabama as do Mercedes, Honda, Toyota and Hyundai. Then there are the Space/Tech companies around Huntsville. Austal has a large shipbuilding plant in Mobile that cranks out ships for the US Navy.

The Corporate Media and thus a lot of Yankees and foreigners doesn't seem to realize its not the 1950s anymore. Things have changed.