Posted on 05/15/2024 2:17:17 PM PDT by lowbridge
President Biden was mocked by critics Wednesday over the number of jump cuts in his 14-second debate challenge to Donald Trump — with one wag on Twitter likening the brief video to “a Claymation film.”
The video of Biden, 81, was released at 8 a.m. and featured the incumbent taunting the former president to “make my day” by agreeing to a on-one-on debate.
“In a super short 14 second video, the Biden campaign needed to do 5 jump cuts because Crooked Joe couldn’t deliver a clean reading. Total disaster,” Trump campaign official Steven Cheung posted on X.
“Biden’s video has 5 cuts in 13 seconds. What will Biden do in a debate when his many handlers can’t edit and splice his sentences together,” Sen. Josh Hawley (R-Mo.) wrote with laughing emojis.
“Biden made five cuts in 14 seconds to say 51 words. I think the world knows who will win this debate,” conservative podcast host Graham Allen said.
“Biden needed 5 cuts to make it through this 13 second video,” echoed pundit Matt Walsh.
“lol. Biden’s comms director says he ‘did not mince words’ in this video. They literally cut them up,” talk radio host Vince Coglianese posted on X alongside a clip of Biden-Harris campaign director Michael Tyler’s interview on MSNBC.
“This 14 second video had so many cuts its almost like a claymation film,” mocked conservative writer and editor Jay Caruso.
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https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-dies-13-times-while-filming-video-challenging-trump-to-debate
According to White House sources, the bulk of President Biden’s dying occurred while trying to say his stinger, “Make my day, pal.” “Biden had made it through the first two lines only needing three rounds of chest compressions,” said a staffer on condition of anonymity. “He was crushing it. But then he got to that line, and good grief. ‘Make my’ -— dead. ‘Make’ — dead. ‘Make my day, p’ -— dead again. It was starting to get ridiculous.”
After months of dodging former President Trump’s invitations to debate, Biden had decided to project strength by issuing his own forceful challenge. However, pundits report that Biden’s intended show of strength was slightly marred by his dying repeatedly on camera. “Biden needing a baker’s dozen cardiopulmonary resuscitations may have somewhat diminished the forcefulness of his challenge,” explained CBS anchor Norah O’Donnell. “Generally speaking, dying several times has been shown to reduce the perception of strength and vitality. It’s science.”
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Denying that he was a gangster, Gigante wandered the streets of Greenwich Village in nightclothes, muttering incoherently. Relatives, including a brother who is a Roman Catholic priest, insisted Gigante suffered from paranoid schizophrenia and Alzheimer’s disease.
Authorities charged that it was a brazen act to avoid the law — although it wasn’t until 1997 that a jury agreed, and it took six years for Gigante to concede his subterfuge.
Biden has a brain of mush. Anyone who has ever lived with someone in that state or worked with them professionally knows this. He is mentally compromised.
I think anyone who says "Biden is in charge" is simply wrong. I would say delusional, but they are my fellow conservatives, and I respect most of them. So I want to be as considerate as I can.
The point is, this is the totality of it: Biden is an empty bucket they pour their Leftist ideas and dreams into, because he is a useful tool. He can take the heat, because he is unaware of the "heat" about everything.
Which is the ONLY reason ANYONE on the Left who is in power wants Biden to run again. Look at the horrible, horrible, probably irreversible damage he has done to this country in less than four years, and all the vitriol of conservatives is poured out against him, but...
hat is what he is there for.
The Left uses him as a punching bag, because in his state, he is nearly unaware of the criticism, probably more than any other cognizant person could possibly be.
He doesn't care. He has people close to him being nice and deferential. He is protected like that phalanx of people around him protect him as he walks to the helicopter.
So, that is why I agree completely with you, GrandJediMasterYoda. I think there is no way Trump should do this under these conditions.
Because regardless, with no audience, the "debate" will be cut every way from Friday to make it look like Biden won. No question. And that is what Idiot America will see.
Sure. Every non-Leftist will scream it is altered, they will even show "the entire segment from the debate in context" which will leave no doubt. But we don't control the media, entertainment, education, and the "fact check" industry like they do on the Left.
And nobody will see "the truth".
So, they will repeat the lie, and when called out, will simply ignore the calling out and repeat the lie.
I wrote this on another thread the other day, and it summarizes the Leftist approach attitude:
They have done the calculus that if they lie, the vast majority of Media outlets will back them up in their lie.
And the percentage of Americans who might have access to valid information or imagery that will contradict that lie (such as Biden looking at his watch during the ceremony) will result in the lie being propagated, told over and over again, becoming the truth.
If you were to approach one of these Leftists and say "You know, there is such a thing as the Internet, and people have access to information that will contradict your lies..." the response from an honest one (I know, they don't exist) would be as follows:
"Yeah? So what?
Our lies are far more durable than any truth when WE control the flow of information.
Especially more durable than "your truth", which we, erode, destroy, and actually turn right back on you when we characterize you and people like you with our "conspiracy theorist" label, backed up with our hundreds of "fact-checking" organizations.
Furthermore, we are baking this playbook into government and big business.
You, and people like you, are welcome to shout at the top of your lungs about "The Truth" until your face turns blue from lack of oxygen.
As a matter of fact, we absolutely hope you will scream, because we watch this dynamic at play every single day and laugh about it and ridicule you, your pathetic, naive idea that you can overcome all the tools we have built already and incorporated into institutions at all levels, and the ones we are going to implement at every turn.
Like a python that contracts its coils just a little bit with each exhalation of breath by its victim until there is no possibility for it to draw in even the tiniest breath and it dies of suffocation, we will do the same thing with "your truth".
With each "misinformation" resolution we pass, with each "fact check" mechanism we create, with each corporation we burrow these concepts into, with each additional media outlet we co-opt with our agenda, "your truth" will be like a wisp of oxygenated air that will amount to less and less with each coil of the python (which is the passing of time) until eventually, you, your ideas, and your pathetic "Truth" are asphyxiated completely.
The only thing that will remain in that vacuum where "your truth" used to provide you with sustenance, is "Our Truth".
Nobody cares about "the truth", especially "your truth" which is meaningless.
WE determine what the truth is. Get that through your thick, stupid, worthless, pathetic brains. The "TRUTH" is OUR truth."
This debate announcement by Biden means a guilty verdict against Trump. Think about it.
the cleaned-up version has featured prominently on FakeWorldMSM today, without a hint there were edits.
debate on CNN! say it ain’t so.
the cleaned-up version has featured prominently on FakeWorldMSM today, without a hint there were edits.
debate on CNN! say it ain’t so.
According to some FR never-Trumpers, Slow Joe is faking his mental problems. He will suddenly show up sharp as a tack when the debates happen, and will devastate Trump.
If Trump has to abide by their demands, they should have to abide by Trump’s demands. If Trump has his mic cut off when Biden is talking, that’s fine, but it should be the same when Trump is talking and Biden has to have his mic cut off, cant have it both ways
I do not accept his mocking of Clint Eastwood.
Also the “free on Wednesdays’ due to his corrupt side’s lawfare.
Full disclosure: I already hated him.
Fawlty Towers, right?
Great show.
IBTZ
Agreed. They will declare Biden the winner no matter The object is to damage DJT as much as possible. If they can brand him “Convicted Felon “, it’s game over
I don’t care what they pump him full of, it won’t undo three years of rampant inflation and trannies shoved in our face and open borders (remember they couldn’t find $5 billion for the wall but just gave $60 billion to the Ukraine)?
One can lose the debate overall and still win. The objective is to persuade the uncommitted which is a minority.
” He routinely wins negotiations “
He can’t find his own way on/off the stage, you seriously can’t believe any world leader has any respect for him.
They’re laughing their collective asses off at the damage he’s doing.
I know for a fact that he is a doddering old fool, having seen my mother-in-law deteriorate and succumb to dementia with the same quirks and symptoms, except she also repeatedly hurt her great grandchildren and grandson until we had her committed to a nursing home.
He’s a meat puppet, but his handlers will get him ready to exceed expectations at the debate, so you are right that Trump should not become overconfident. He has to develop tactics to rattle him.
Yeah, sorry, this just continues to lower the bar of expectations and Biden will beat that bar even if he’s not all there all the time.
The real issue is that agreeing to June was dumb as heck. Trump should’ve said, “You’re on, but we will stick to the normal debate schedule that has existed for decades. See you in September/October!” Of course, he’d put that in Trump phrasing, but you get my point. Biden should’ve been left to continue the downward trajectory. Debates a month out wouldn’t change anything if Trump support seemed overwhelming. But this is early enough to stop the fall for Biden and change everything completely. Dumb, dumb, dumb. Ugh!
Why June 27? Wait till after they put the POS on the ticket. We are winning. Why give the enemy a chance to swap out the POS?
This election won’t be be decided by any debate
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