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'Irate male' assaulted Newfoundland officers with block of cheese, police say
CTV News ^
| May 10, 2024
| Canadian Press
Posted on 05/10/2024 12:09:05 PM PDT by Loyalist
ST. JOHN'S, N.L. - Police in Newfoundland say patrol officers were assaulted Thursday by a "very irate male" wielding a block of cheese.
A media release from the Royal Newfoundland Constabulary says the incident occurred when officers responded to a disturbance at a residence in central St. John's, N.L., at around 9 p.m.
The release says they encountered an angry man who then assaulted the officers with "a block of cheese."
Police say they arrested the man, and charged him with assault, assaulting a police officer and breach of probation.
He was taken to a lockup facility in St. John's to await a court appearance.
The RNC did not say if the officers were injured or what kind of cheese was used
TOPICS: Canada; Crime/Corruption
KEYWORDS: cheese; moose; newfoundland; sister
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To: Loyalist
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posted on
05/10/2024 12:48:14 PM PDT
by
Islander7
(There is no septic system so vile, so filthy, the left won't drink from to further their agenda.)
To: Qwapisking
What molds the minds of criminals?
In this Käse, it makes sense to back the Blue.
22
posted on
05/10/2024 1:03:36 PM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
To: VAFreedom
The last sentence posted says:
The RNC did not say if the officers were injured or what kind of cheese was used
To: Ezekiel
Sounds like he went on a crime Brie.
24
posted on
05/10/2024 1:16:42 PM PDT
by
Sirius Lee
(They intend to kill us. Plan to avoid this.)
To: Loyalist
Perhaps this explains why the cheese store had no cheese.
25
posted on
05/10/2024 1:26:04 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: Robert DeLong
My guess would be sharp cheddar.
26
posted on
05/10/2024 1:31:11 PM PDT
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(“History doesn’t repeat itself but it often rhymes” - Possibly Mark Twain.)
To: Sirius Lee
This kind of activity really grates on the average, law-abiding consumer.
Let’s hope Big Parma doesn’t get any ideas.
27
posted on
05/10/2024 1:36:40 PM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
To: Loyalist
What about pointed toothpicks?
To: Ezekiel
29
posted on
05/10/2024 1:43:25 PM PDT
by
Sirius Lee
(They intend to kill us. Plan to avoid this.)
To: Sirius Lee
30
posted on
05/10/2024 1:45:32 PM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
To: Loyalist
I guess that could be termed “assault cheese” now.
31
posted on
05/10/2024 2:19:04 PM PDT
by
kawhill
(kawhill)
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
To: Loyalist
Years ago I dated a girl from Nova Scotia who'd talk about people from Newfoundland saying they were stupid and unsophisticated. She referred to them as “Newfies”.
To: Loyalist
“His conviction is now a feta compli.”
Charged with asiago & battered brie
34
posted on
05/10/2024 2:51:19 PM PDT
by
Clutch Martin
("The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right." )
To: DannyTN
I was just thinking that this headline sounded like a Monty Python skit.
35
posted on
05/10/2024 2:57:59 PM PDT
by
Albion Wilde
(Either ‘the Deep State destroys America, or we destroy the Deep State.’ --Donald Trump)
To: Ezekiel
Perhaps they grated on his nerves.
36
posted on
05/10/2024 2:59:58 PM PDT
by
Bigg Red
(Trump will be sworn in under a shower of confetti made from the tattered remains of the Rat Party.)
To: Loyalist
At least it wasn’t fresh fruit.
37
posted on
05/10/2024 3:03:46 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Disambiguator
What about pointed toothpicks? SHUT UP!
38
posted on
05/10/2024 3:04:20 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Loyalist
I heard he was grilled at the lockup facility.
39
posted on
05/10/2024 3:19:44 PM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(“Killer rabbit jokes have a long tradition in medieval literature.“ - Dr. James Wade)
To: Loyalist
“Cheese it! It’s the cops!”
40
posted on
05/10/2024 4:12:17 PM PDT
by
bunkerhill7
(Don't shoot until you see the whites of their lies)
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