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"State of the Union prep. Get ready, folks."
X/Twitter Biden ^ | 03 05 2024 | Biden

Posted on 03/05/2024 6:47:01 PM PST by yesthatjallen

State of the Union prep.

Get ready, folks.



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KEYWORDS: biden; fjb; sotus; stateoftheunion
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I don't see a wedding ring.
1 posted on 03/05/2024 6:47:01 PM PST by yesthatjallen
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To: yesthatjallen

He hasn’t worn it for a while.


2 posted on 03/05/2024 6:48:51 PM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear ("Equity" = "All animals are equal. Some animals are more equal than others.")
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To: yesthatjallen

He’s been video chatting with Slick Willie on playa techniques. Like astroturf in the back of an El Camino.


3 posted on 03/05/2024 6:49:02 PM PST by crusty old prospector
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To: yesthatjallen

Yeah, but he’s wearing those sweet shades, though. I know I always don mine when reading something.


4 posted on 03/05/2024 6:50:06 PM PST by JennysCool ("It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled." - Mark Twain)
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To: yesthatjallen

Chauncey Gardner preparing


5 posted on 03/05/2024 6:51:35 PM PST by HereInTheHeartland (Have you seen Joe Biden's picture on a milk carton?)
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To: yesthatjallen

“Wheeze and slur your way through the script, and you get pudding!”


6 posted on 03/05/2024 6:52:23 PM PST by Dagnabitt
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To: yesthatjallen

RE: no wedding ring.

Joe: She’s much younger, yeah, okay age doesn’t matter when it’s star crossed love. Old Jill can live off some of my money, what do I care? I think I must have dropped by wedding ring in one of the Depends when I was handing it to the young man who takes them. Who cares?


7 posted on 03/05/2024 6:53:58 PM PST by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls.)
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To: yesthatjallen

He misspelled “perp.”


8 posted on 03/05/2024 6:55:21 PM PST by cockroach_magoo (cockroach_magoo did not formally deprogram himself.)
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To: yesthatjallen

The most foul lie in this traitor’s script: blaming Republicans for the illegal-alien invasion he created and continues to run against our country.


9 posted on 03/05/2024 6:56:04 PM PST by Dagnabitt
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To: yesthatjallen

By now they have his drugs in a saltshaker sized bottle taped to his leg, dripping into a port.


10 posted on 03/05/2024 6:57:14 PM PST by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: crusty old prospector

And before the big speech some amphetamines, memantine and one final sniff of some woman’s or girl’s head and he’ll be ready to go!


11 posted on 03/05/2024 6:57:56 PM PST by packagingguy
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I may actually watch this SOTU for the verbal gaffes, if indeed he can be pumped with enough Souvenaid to keep him lucid, which I doubt.

 

 

America Is A Nation That Can Be Defined In Single Word Biden Poster |  TeeShirtPalace

12 posted on 03/05/2024 6:58:30 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (A truth that’s told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent ~ Wm. Blake)
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear
"He hasn’t worn it for a while."

Is he sneaking around on Jill?

13 posted on 03/05/2024 7:00:14 PM PST by yesthatjallen
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Yeah, but he’s wearing those sweet shades, though. I know I always don mine when reading something.

It makes the paper look less white so he dosen't get triggered and lose his temper and start yelling and stuff. LOL

14 posted on 03/05/2024 7:01:48 PM PST by GaltMeister (All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.)
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‘State of the Ice Cream’ speech? PedoJoe Biteme wants a double scoop and a couple of pre-teen girls.

Let’s go Brandon!


15 posted on 03/05/2024 7:03:30 PM PST by A Formerly Proud Canadian ( Ceterum autem censeo Justinius True-dope-us esse delendam. sic semper tyrannis.)
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He’ll turn the TDS up to 12.


16 posted on 03/05/2024 7:03:44 PM PST by Fido969
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“MAGA and Republicans are an existential threat! The real enemy of democracy! Get in their faces when you see them. Let them know exactly how you feel. Evil, evil...(choke...mumble)...where am I?? Jill! Help!”

If only...


17 posted on 03/05/2024 7:06:10 PM PST by Deo volente ("When we see the image of a baby in the womb, we glimpse the majesty of God's creation." Pres. Trump)
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To: Responsibility2nd

I’m working on the BINGO card and drinking games.

“Threat to democracy” near the top of ensuring intoxication.


18 posted on 03/05/2024 7:12:03 PM PST by lightman (I am a binary Trinitarian. Deal with it!)
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The real prep will be massive injections of Adrenochrome, amphetamines and whatever the current Alzheimer’s miracle drugs are, and repeated instructions of “Just read the teleprompter, don’t say anything that isn’t on it.”.


19 posted on 03/05/2024 7:12:28 PM PST by LegendHasIt
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To: yesthatjallen

For the bingo card:

“I kid you not”
Whispers
“I am telling the truth”
Finger to his nose

The guy is full of dementia cliches its scary.


20 posted on 03/05/2024 7:15:28 PM PST by Vermont Lt (Don’t vote for anyone over 70 years old. Get rid of the geriatric politicians.)
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