Posted on 08/19/2022 12:16:09 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
WILTON MANORS, FLA. (WSVN) - A dangerous discovery was made inside of a Wilton Manors bar as a man pulled out a surprising weapon from his pocket.
Working as a bartender in South Florida has its fair share of interesting stories, but for Joe Shakespeare, a customer pulling out a grenade from his pocket was a first.
“Yeah, that was a little different, a little scary,” said Shakespeare.
This happened Tuesday night, at the Corner Pub in Wilton Manors.
It was a usual night with a heavy crowd, and Shakespeare was busy behind the bar when the man casually placed the grenade on the bar counter.
“And then said, ‘Don’t be scared,’ and I was like, ‘Oh, no, I’m not scared,'” said Shakespeare, “even though I was petrified.”
He kept his cool and let his bosses know to call the police. Officers advised them to clear the bar out.
“We started working together and getting people out of the bar slowly,” said Shakespeare.
“The bartender handed me a note that said, the guy behind me has a grenade,” said a witness. “I grabbed my stuff and I left.”
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A gay bar apparently
OK, the ring on the grenade pin makes a handy place to run the string through.
Oh great . . . I am leaving for the beach in Florida tomorrow. I guess I need to remember to take my hand grenade. . . .
Or Billy Joel.
“Man brings grenade into bar in Wilton Manors”
Normal people bring a talking dog into a bar.
When I was a kid just about every Army/Navy store had demilled pineapple grenades.
“Man brings grenade into bar...”
I’ve heard this joke before....forget how it ends.
lol
“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.’
Nothing good ever happens at the Corner Pub in Wilton Manors.
They like what they see in your pants, trust me.
Fag hangout!🥴
A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Atheist walk into a Bar, which one is not afraid to whip out his grenade.
Daily CCW: Pocket knife, tactical flashlight, grenade....
a gay Man brings a grenade into bar a bar ... the gay bartender says,
It’s a common mistake. Can happen to anybody really.
Probably an inert paperweight.
Gays love drama.
Yep
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