Well... look at the son.
But I can’t help but point out that if he had looked like Obama...
Yea not smart especially not responding to your lawyer but these people didn’t seem all that bright to begin with..And yet they had offspring...
I’m sitting here in Michigan, know the town of Oxford well, just sad and remarkably dumbfounded by this one.
Facing 4 possible long-term nonconsecutive prison terms each. If they were relatively affluent and were smart enough to keep liquidity and or offshore assets. It’s not that stupid to go to a non extradition country and just walk from everything. Russia would be my first choice. Fellow whites so to blend in, Russian was my foreign language in University. Hot girls everywhere. Three year nonwork visa is easy to get renewable and after two renewals perm res is an option. Culturally they are western world. Russia won’t lift a finger to help a US investigation and they will tell the irs to pound sand as well. If you have a marketable skill say geology you can get sponsorship for a work visa easy peasy. Did I mention they habe some of the hottest women on earth. St Petersburg and Moscow world class cities loaded with culture,night life and food. Diamonds are easy to move through airports no metal like gold and refuse the body scanner make them wand you or metal detector arch. A million in stones would fit in a tampon sized container just saying. 3+ carat E grade or higher a million plus fits in your palm. If you have the means everyone should have a oh crap I need to bug out plan. Liquidity, predefined contact means with one time ciphers that are unbreakable. Diamonds or some other portable wealth means.
Not condoning their reckless action with the son but if you have nothing to lose why stat just to get thrown in the slam for what so other’s feel they have justice F that you have to catch em first.
“Jennifer and Jason Crumbley were charged with four counts each of involuntary manslaughter on Friday, a rare move by prosecutors who said the parents failed to secure their guns and didn’t respond to their son’s distressing behavior. “
Ludicrous!
There is no law in MI that requires guns to be locked up. And there’s been no information made public that the parents knew their kid was a threat.
It’s an unfounded political prosecution.
Canada is my guess..................
They gotta be some kind of stupid to think they can run from a manslaughter charge.
On Thursday, an attorney for the Crumbleys told authorities that "they were going to turn themselves in."
"The attorney said she would make that happen this morning," Bouchard said.
What it does NOT say is "the lawyer said they informed the parents of the charges and the parents replied that they would turn themselves in".
So does that mean the lawyer actually informed the parents of the charges and the parents responded that they would turn themselves in OR did the lawyer just talk out of their ass when the AG first called?
Sorry, I just don't trust the press when it comes to reporting these logistical fine points. Need more info such as are the siblings gone too?
Nevertheless, if they are running, incredibly f'ing stupid.
this could be another prime time drama for us next week,,
!run crumbleys run¡
In today’s connected, video covered world, what do they expect to do? This isn’t 1960 when you could create an entire new identity and life with little effort. Just go to a cemetery and find a guy born when you were and send a letter to the various archives asking for a copy of “your” birth certificate. Go get a “copy” of “your” driver’s license, etc. etc. Then, never contact your family or former friends.
But today? You’d need the resources of an intelligence agency to reestablish a new identity. I give them two weeks on the lam, tops.
It worked out okay for OJ Simpson.
Have they arrested the school administrators yet? Are the school admins charged with manslaughter?
Ran? My guess they’re hiding from the hordes of Media that were camped outside their home and the Oakland PD knows where they are..........Just a guess
Watch the US Mail for a post card from one of these:
The Best Non-Extradition Countries For Your Escape Plan
Russia, China, and Mongolia.
Brunei.
The Gulf States.
Montenegro.
Eastern Europe: Ukraine and Moldova.
South-East Asia: Vietnam, Cambodia, and Laos.
Island Nations: Maldives, Vanuatu, and Indonesia.
Africa: Ethiopia, Botswana, and Tunisia.