The ‘Rumor in Rome’ is That Biden Pooped His Pants When He Met the Pope

trendingpolitics.com ^ | 10/31/21 | Kyle Becker

[GOP_Party_Animal]

#PoopyPantsBiden #1 on Twitter, and "Let's Go Brandon" is #1 in Hip Hop. Are people starting to get the word?

[Sarah Barracuda]

LOL LOL and Jill had to clean him up..oh well at least she’s good for something

[Col Frank Slade]

I wonder if Israeli Intel can confirm this.

Maybe interview the Vatican maid ..

[LibertyWoman]

o.m.g.

[Noumenon]

“My butt’s been wiped!”

[Spok]

I have heard that from more than one source. I, personally, don’t find the Pope to be that dynamic.

[Nateman]

Joe is going to end up like that guy in the wheelchair from Breaking Bad. Deliberately pooping to show his dissatisfaction.

[know.your.why]

Pee'd himself. This story is made more believable because drugs used to treat dementia have a well know side effect of causing incontinence. Heres a medical study:

Study to examine severe side effects tied to Alzheimer’s drug combo

[Boomer]

Fill 'er Up Brandon!

[Starboard]

If this is true, its probably the result of over medication on his trip. Its they only way they can keep him somewhat presentable, but with problematic side effects.

[Captain Peter Blood]

If true, and I think it is, another example that this guy is unfit to be President combined with his progressing dementia. He is simply not able to do the job, the ultimate figurehead for a leader.

[blackdog]

God answered my prayers, proving his sense of humor has perfect timing and delivery.

[lightman]

I've been calling him

Xoe Buy-DUNG

for months...now evidently with very good reason.

[Starboard]

See my #10. Related comment.

[1956tbyrd]

What do you mean? It was probably the Secret Service who had to clean him up.

[blackdog]

“Go Brandon, go!” Literally.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Uncle Joe shakes his leg and says "it's all squidgy down there".

[Captain Jack Aubrey]

Is this why the live TV feed suddenly cut off?

[the OlLine Rebel]

I’d only potty myself because the current pseudo-Pope is SUCH a jerk!

[gundog]

His Holiness meets the crappy kid from Scranton.