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1 posted on 09/20/2021 7:46:14 PM PDT by American Number 181269513
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Why’d the chicken cross the boarder?


2 posted on 09/20/2021 7:49:01 PM PDT by skimbell
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Officers Minogue and O'Leary no doubt.
3 posted on 09/20/2021 7:49:31 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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Not the Bee? I really mean it this time.

“When their car was searched, police said they found a large quantity of KFC, as well as the cash and a number of empty ounce bags.”


4 posted on 09/20/2021 7:49:42 PM PDT by map
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It’s what you eat when there are no more auk.


5 posted on 09/20/2021 7:51:24 PM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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So, the cops stopped them from selling dime bags with a chicken leg in them?

Good job morons.


6 posted on 09/20/2021 7:53:22 PM PDT by DesertRhino (Dogs are called man's best friend. Moslems hate dogs. Add it up....)
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“… The arrest struck a chord with New Zealanders – especially Aucklanders, who have spent a month in a strict level four lockdown that does not allow restaurants to open or residents to order takeaway food.…”
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Lot of Aucklanders must be Jonesing for some KFC takeout.


7 posted on 09/20/2021 7:54:07 PM PDT by House Atreides
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New Zealand police arrest pair trying to enter Auckland with ‘large amount’ of Kentucky Fried Chicken

When's the Execution?

8 posted on 09/20/2021 7:54:13 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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Maybe it’s a tribute to Norm Macdonald who played the Colonel for a while.


10 posted on 09/20/2021 7:54:25 PM PDT by xp38
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Four fried chicken bags - where’s the Coke??


11 posted on 09/20/2021 7:54:56 PM PDT by decal (MOLON JABE)
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Handcuff licking good!


12 posted on 09/20/2021 7:55:09 PM PDT by bray (Our patience is wearing thin Joe)
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Wow!!! What a crime!!!


13 posted on 09/20/2021 7:57:05 PM PDT by SaveFerris (The Lord, The Christ, and The Messiah: Jesus Christ of Nazareth - http://www.BiblicalJesusChrist.Com)
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Oh for Gawd’s sake. Jailing people for having a few buckets of chiken? These lefties make me furious.


15 posted on 09/20/2021 8:00:14 PM PDT by dforest
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South Park comes to life again.


16 posted on 09/20/2021 8:01:17 PM PDT by Luke21
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I wonder how much fried chicken you can get for $100,000 in New Zeeland.


21 posted on 09/20/2021 8:07:53 PM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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"What're you in for?"

"Smuggling."

"Drugs? Fentanyl?"

"No. Chicken."

23 posted on 09/20/2021 8:11:12 PM PDT by TChad (The MSM, having nuked its own credibility, is now bombing the rubble.)
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24 posted on 09/20/2021 8:12:17 PM PDT by Rebelbase (The difference between animals and humans: animals would never let the dumbest of the herd lead them)
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Oh thank heavens!

The humanities...

The people can go back tomorrow and get the case dismissed.

The evidence will have been eaten.


25 posted on 09/20/2021 8:13:33 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (Biden = Green Light to > China, N. K., Russia, M/E Terrorists, FBI, CDC, MSM, & the Left...)
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If they had just had a bunch of Dunkin Donuts the cops probably would have just confiscated the donuts and let them go.


26 posted on 09/20/2021 8:15:10 PM PDT by Clay Moore (Truth sounds like hate to those who hate truth.)
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27 posted on 09/20/2021 8:17:54 PM PDT by Rebelbase (The difference between animals and humans: animals would never let the dumbest of the herd lead them)
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Hello, Door Dash. What’s your delivery radius?


28 posted on 09/20/2021 8:20:19 PM PDT by LeoTDB69
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