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Coon Rapids, Minnesota
Ummmmm.....
Whitefish is, well, a white fish in Montana.
I have no idea if this is satire. It could easily be from Babylon Bee.
I first thought they were changing the name “Whitefish.” Isn’t that just as racist?
It wasn’t names after Gov. Ralph “Coonman” Northam?
Just name it White Coon Lake.
“coons? My momma would just shoo’em off the porch with a broom...”
“Not racoons you idiot...”
Whitefish are tasty and good for you
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitefish_(fisheries_term)
I find the name “Whitefish” to be objectionable and racist.
Uh . . . Whitefish is a type of fish.
The coonhound, colloquially the coon dog, is a type of scent hound, a member of the hound group. They are an American type of hunting dog developed for the hunting of raccoons, as well as feral pigs, boars, bears and mountain lions.
Due to racial insensitivity, the coonhound will now be called the Crackerhound and go through a makeover.
Flathead County, eh? Almost perfect. Virtue-Signaling Moron county would be perfect.
I recall seeing the Andy Williams Show on CBS.
He used to sing “Coon River!”//
He is now known as Senator Chris Spearchucker.
Flathead County
Clearly this was the property of some Indians and was stolen from them.
No doubt about it.
Give it back.
Gefilte fish.
The Loons have been found alrighty!
Found Some Moonbats Lake
Shhhhh!
Don’t tell the morons what the word GOLF means!
Had a racoon that came into my back yard every evening looking for food scraps.
Named him Sean Coonery.
WHITEfish neighborhood? Sounds racist to me.
FLATHEAT County? Sounds racist to me. (White man talk for the Salish aboriginal peoples.)
Lost Coon Lake - Clearly politically correct. But if they want to change the name, they should revert to the earlier name for the body of water. Per Wikipedia: “Lost Coon Lake was originally known as “N****r Lake” “ (Redaction to avoid causing vapors in our more Woke Freepers.)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_Coon_Lake