[siberianheat]

I have no idea if this is satire. It could easily be from Babylon Bee.

[Major Matt Mason]

I was going to say that this has to be satire, but apparently not. Also another story at that site about a long-term care center in Whitefish that has had an increase in COVID-19 illnesses and deaths, so it appears that this is an area run by doltish progressives.