Are people that stupid, how are you supposed to eat a burrito with a mask on?
But the imprtant thing is that I can drink a milkshake with a straw poked through one of the holes.
After a couple of months, though, it’s getting pretty gnarly. But none of the Karens complain, so I’m good. :)
I came up with a great way for when I “had” to wear a mask.
I took a sharp pointy scissors and neatly took off the two back white gauzey parts of a regular mask - leaving only the outside mesh colored part. Improved the breathing 100% and still technically wearing what appears to be a mask.
I’ve had several mask nazi friends comment “that’s the thinnest mask I’ve ever seen!”
I simply told them that the inside is “transparent”. One was intrigued and said, “You mean it’s opaque?”. YES, that’s an even better sounding word! I’ve gone with that word ever since!
My wife refuses to make a mask for me from one of my tighty-whities.
The Y-front makes using a straw a snap.
I told her I’d drink lemonade.
And leave the straw dangling from the opening for convenience.
I have been cutting out the inner layer of the mask. It makes it a lot easier to breathe.
“YOU ARE USING A STRAW? HOW DARE YOU! YOU ARE DESTROYING THE OCEANS!” ~ Said Every Karen Everywhere ;)
Wisconsin went into MANDATORY masks, 24/7 any time you leave your home. Our Legislature is working on reversing it, but it’s slow going.
Totally unconstitutional - State Constitution and Federal.
Rioting? Oh, that’s OK, though. No arrests for rioting while unmasked.
You do realize that you're still conforming to the mass hysteria created by a lying media, right?
You can get scary masks or costume gas masks and freak out the barking moonbats.
I have the same mask! I’ll try the slits. Makes sense. Mine is pretty gnarly too. Wonder if I can hand wash it?