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SATIRE Pelosi Releases Limited-Edition Replica Of Dentures Worn During Trump Impeachment
babylonbee.com ^ | 1/17/2020 | ADMIN

Posted on 01/18/2020 8:05:36 AM PST by bitt

Nancy Pelosi has announced a new creative fundraiser for Dems in 2020: auctioning off limited-edition replicas of the dentures she wore during Trump's impeachment.

The dentures have Pelosi's signature emblazoned in gold across the gums. Only 300 sets were made, so you'll need to jump on this opportunity to get this coveted souvenir from Trump's somber impeachment ceremony.

The bidding starts at $1,000.00 per pair, with all proceeds going to help Dems campaign on impeachment. Excited Democrats began bidding on the dentures, driving the price up into the tens of thousands of dollars immediately.

"This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get a historic relic from this somber, very serious impeachment trial," Pelosi said in a speech, pulling back her lips to show the emblazoning on her official, original pair of historic dentures. "The plating on the signatures is authentic, 24K gold." You can even customize your dentures with "bling" like gold or silver teeth with messages like "ORANGE MAN BAD" or "IMPEACH 45."

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bitt; impeachment; notnews; orn; pelosi; pelosibites

1 posted on 01/18/2020 8:05:36 AM PST by bitt
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To: Whenifhow; null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; azishot; AZ .44 MAG; Baynative; ..

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2 posted on 01/18/2020 8:05:57 AM PST by bitt (A FRIVOLOUS impeachment vote is a SEDITIOUS CONSPIRACY)
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To: bitt

That’s hilarious!


3 posted on 01/18/2020 8:23:37 AM PST by Bruce Campbells Chin
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To: Bruce Campbells Chin

I knew immediately...Babylon Bee!


4 posted on 01/18/2020 8:28:50 AM PST by Does so (...Democrats only believe in democracy when they win the election...)
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To: bitt
"A Bridge Too Far"

Leni

5 posted on 01/18/2020 8:30:29 AM PST by MinuteGal (MAGA !!! MAGA !!! MAGA !!!)
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To: bitt

Gropin’ Joe almost lost his on the debate stage. Probably could use a backup set.


6 posted on 01/18/2020 8:31:55 AM PST by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: MinuteGal

“Cross those bridges when you come to them.”


7 posted on 01/18/2020 8:33:07 AM PST by Don Corleone (The truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth)
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To: bitt

“Those are the purdiest dentures I’ve ever come across!” ~ Bill Clinton


8 posted on 01/18/2020 8:42:13 AM PST by null and void (The government wants to disarm us after 243 yrs 'cuz they plan to do things we would shoot them for!)
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To: bitt
"The Bridge Over the Giver Lie"

Leni

9 posted on 01/18/2020 8:45:41 AM PST by MinuteGal (MAGA !!! MAGA !!! MAGA !!!)
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To: bitt

Poly-Grip is your friend, Nanc


10 posted on 01/18/2020 8:48:17 AM PST by wetgundog
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To: bitt

She is reputed to take them out to administer her favors to her male Dem caucus supporters, and the occasional RINO.

She learned from Epstein.


11 posted on 01/18/2020 9:03:07 AM PST by Candor7 ((Obama Fascism)http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obam_the_quintessentia_1.html))
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To: wetgundog

Or a bridle...


12 posted on 01/18/2020 9:03:18 AM PST by rockrr ( Everything is different now...)
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To: rockrr

Everything is different now...

...same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was!


13 posted on 01/18/2020 9:07:26 AM PST by null and void (The government wants to disarm us after 243 yrs 'cuz they plan to do things we would shoot them for!)
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To: Don Corleone

lol


14 posted on 01/18/2020 10:17:00 AM PST by a little elbow grease (... to err is human, to admit it divine ...)
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To: bitt

HUMOR!!! So neat!


15 posted on 01/18/2020 10:21:06 AM PST by Notthereyet (NotThereYet)
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To: bitt

Any of those Impeachment Ceremony Pens listed on Ebay yet?

I read they were actually Gold Plated and they cost over $2,000 each. I certainly hope that isn’t the case.


16 posted on 01/18/2020 10:23:19 AM PST by Kickass Conservative (Kill a Commie for your Mommy.)
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To: null and void

No Hillary, I don’t have any idea where those strange dentures came from.


17 posted on 01/18/2020 10:45:19 AM PST by Colt1851Navy (What was wrong with Nixon?)
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No Hillary, I don’t have any idea where those strange dentures came from.

It's OK bill, she left them on my night stand.

18 posted on 01/18/2020 10:51:40 AM PST by USS Alaska (NUKE THE MOOSELIMB, TERRORISTS, NOW!)
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To: bitt

19 posted on 01/18/2020 11:06:44 AM PST by wastedyears (The left would kill every single one of us and our families if they knew they could get away with it)
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To: null and void; bitt
...same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was!
20 posted on 01/18/2020 1:05:10 PM PST by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
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