Posted on 03/21/2019 11:25:43 AM PDT by Red Badger
Did Beto O'Rourke do something to piss off the liberal media?
Last week Reuters released a report detailing how the Presidential hopeful wrote an article about how he enjoys murdering people back when he was a member of the Cult of the Dead Cow hacker organization. More specifically, he said all women are "sluts" who have "AIDS" and he felt obligated to warn the local "Nazi skins" community about this information.
How a new report from the Washington Post suggests Beto O'Rourke is some kind of fecalfeliac, obsessed with playing with the feces of others.
Fox News reports:
Democratic presidential candidate Beto O'Rourke attempted to play a practical joke on his wife by telling her that a turd he plucked from one of their children's diapers was an avocado, a friend of the couple told The Washington Post.
A gauzy profile of the couple that was published Tuesday and titled "Are Amy and Beto O'Rourke the future of politics?" described the former congressman as an "impulsive and puckish" character who proposed to his future wife on April Fool's Day.
Neither Beto nor Amy O'Rourke would confirm the baby poop story, though neither denied it and The Post reported that O'Rourke told the paper it sounded like something he would do. The O'Rourkes have three children: Ulysses, Molly, and Henry. It was not clear which child supplied the raw material for the reported prank.
The Post report also said that O'Rourke deployed a remote-controlled cockroach in the family kitchen and attempted to scare his wife in the shower, a la Anthony Perkins in the 1960 Alfred Hitchcock classic, "Psycho."
Beto's campaign has quickly become riddled with publicity issues. Besides writing an essay about murdering people and trying to feed his wife feces, he was also recently accused of objectifying her in a sexist and misogynistic manner.
Almost immediately after O'Rourke threw his hat into the ring, he was criticized for saying that his wife has raised their three children "sometimes with my help" at multiple campaign stops in Iowa.
O'Rourke said the criticism of his "ham-handed" attempt to highlight his wife's work in their marriage was "right on."
"Not only will I not say that again, but I will be much more thoughtful in the ways that I talk about my marriage," he said.
So if you're looking for a guy who objectifies his wife, plays with other people's feces and writes murder porn fantasies, Beto is your guy!
Wow, what a dork. Keeping that one.
Agree about AOC! Her shtick is getting old!
Exactly.
And you might forgive her one, little, teeny diaper transgression.
And you could make it all up to her by running for and becoming President.
Beto is weird.
Stick a fork in Beto - he’s done.
By the hand of the Washington ComPost no less (What I did there, did you see it?)
HONESTLY THOUGH, I would think she’s lost her freaking mind!!!
I’d be afraid to sleep in the same house, unless it was a separate room with a locked door. And an alarm. And a Glock in my hand.
I’ve seen Baby Jane.
This is up there with dead animals on the dinner plate!!
You must admit, he skateboards like you would expect a Kennedy to skateboard, though.
Well Samuel Adams’ new beer is dedicated to RBG.
So they just lost a million customers.
Can’t fix stupid.
It’s just the same old same old, Democrat male politicians having trouble keeping it in their pants.
That reminds me of a story. Maybe another time.
What qualifies as a presidential candidate is now the level of freaks in society.
The Post is printing these stories for a reason.
The Post must view him as an utterly unsalvageable lightweight. They are clearing the decks for somebody.
The Post for decades has gotten info about usually republicans and some dems from the CIA/???/Deep State.
They either call the person with the dirty past and show them what else they have inside the Compost’s basement with minimal if any furniture.
Then, the person with the dirty past has 2 options:
#1. He/she/it does whatever the Deep State ops want it to do.
#2. Or He/she/it retires to spend more time with their families and leaves DC and politics.
Beto is too dumb to decide on #1 or #2.
So the Compost releases the data on him like they did with Gray Beaver’s lack of Indian DNA data.
Maybe he’s trying to capitalize on the popularity of the pile o’ poop emoticon among millennials.
The WaPo does not get out to the Bay area all that much? Apparently common behavior there.
Let’s face it, MasterBeto is nucking futs!
That one has flashing red lights all over it that scream closet homo.
This computes, given what’s been out there about B. Obama, and that both the former first lady, and the current PM of NZ are both sporting the wrong bits of wedding tackle, and that there is ample photo evidence of the same.
Deviants seem to gravitate to national politics. Who knows why?
Beto is a K-Mart Kennedy offering his wife a piece of his “Mind”.
Heck, she should have smelled that plate coming 50ft away.
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