Posted on 03/20/2019 3:42:45 AM PDT by Libloather
2020 presidential candidate Beto O'Rourke ate dirt after losing his Senate race against incumbent Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, last year.
The revelation comes in a lengthy Washington Post report which divulged new details on the road trip the former congressman took after his defeat in the midterm elections and the ensuing "funk."
During a January stop in New Mexico which did not make it into his blog, O'Rourke, 46, ate the local dirt, which the report said is believed to have "regenerative powers."
He also brought some of this New Mexican dirt home to his family to eat.
(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonexaminer.com ...
I have a better idea for Beto: ESAD.
The directions say to rub it on your skin!
j/k.
Come to think about it, some NM dirt could be radioactive!
He’s made it so easy to make fun of him.
So much material. It’s like he does it on purpose.
Some people really want him gone. So far, IIRC, it is he & Amy Klobuchar who have had the weird revelations (though his are often his own doing).
Voters must Veto O’Rourke.
Veto Beto.
In Africa, women often eat clay to relieve heartburn, and doing so is often attributed to pregnancy. So maybe Beto has something more to tell us.
.....*LOL*,”felon,..and I was so depressed after I lost I ate dirt”
I wouldn’t hire him to wash the dog and take out the garbage.
...plus they can make tiny clay bricks
That wasn’t New Mexico dirt, that was cow manure.
Irish Bob eats dirt, what other oddities are buried in that mixed up person?
That's the first honest assessment about the election I have read. Most fawning media reports say that he almost won. He lost by over 2-1/2 points. The media calls Democrat wins by that much landslides.
Another point about eating NM dirt. You know that nine months, almost to the day, after the UFO landing in Roswell NM, Al Gore was born. Bozo is just the right age to be his progeny. Maybe he's just gone back to his roots.
It rubs the lotion on it’s skin.
Now I know why the longhorns on the ranch were smiling.
You’re a real estate developer worth about a half billion dollars and your daughter comes home saying “Daddy, Daddy...he’s the ONE...I can’t wait for you to meet him!”
And she walks in with That Thing.
Folks, that had to really happen! lol
As the saying goes, “You are what you eat.”
Beto O’Rourke ate dirt after losing to Ted Cruz.
And this blithering asshole wants to be President? Probably didn’t eat dirt, but something worse he doesn’t want to admit it.
“In Africa, women often eat clay to relieve heartburn, and doing so is often attributed to pregnancy. So maybe Beto has something more to tell us.”
He’s pregnant!
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