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Beto O'Rourke ate dirt after losing to Ted Cruz
Washington Examiner ^ | 3/19/19 | Daniel Chaitin

Posted on 03/20/2019 3:42:45 AM PDT by Libloather

2020 presidential candidate Beto O'Rourke ate dirt after losing his Senate race against incumbent Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, last year.

The revelation comes in a lengthy Washington Post report which divulged new details on the road trip the former congressman took after his defeat in the midterm elections and the ensuing "funk."

During a January stop in New Mexico which did not make it into his blog, O'Rourke, 46, ate the local dirt, which the report said is believed to have "regenerative powers."

He also brought some of this New Mexican dirt home to his family to eat.

(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonexaminer.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Extended News; Government; News/Current Events; US: District of Columbia; US: New Mexico; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: 2020election; atedirt; avocado; beto; betoorourke; cruz; dirt; dirteater; districtofcolumbia; election2020; jeffbezos; newmexico; nutbar; orourke; pica; tedcruz; texas; washingtoncompost; washingtonpost; weirdo
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If someone can convince this idiot to eat dirt, well...
1 posted on 03/20/2019 3:42:45 AM PDT by Libloather
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To: Libloather

I have a better idea for Beto: ESAD.


2 posted on 03/20/2019 3:44:49 AM PDT by WashingtonSource
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O'Rourke, 46, ate the local dirt, which the report said is believed to have "regenerative powers."

The directions say to rub it on your skin!

j/k.

Come to think about it, some NM dirt could be radioactive!

3 posted on 03/20/2019 3:48:30 AM PDT by Does so (Is Nanzi controlled by a Mexican Cartel?...)
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To: Libloather

He’s made it so easy to make fun of him.
So much material. It’s like he does it on purpose.


4 posted on 03/20/2019 3:51:01 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: Libloather

Some people really want him gone. So far, IIRC, it is he & Amy Klobuchar who have had the weird revelations (though his are often his own doing).


5 posted on 03/20/2019 3:52:02 AM PDT by PghBaldy (12/14 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15 - 1030am - Obama's advance team scouts photo-op locations.)
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To: Libloather

Voters must Veto O’Rourke.

Veto Beto.


6 posted on 03/20/2019 4:00:28 AM PDT by Rocky
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To: Libloather

In Africa, women often eat clay to relieve heartburn, and doing so is often attributed to pregnancy. So maybe Beto has something more to tell us.


7 posted on 03/20/2019 4:02:08 AM PDT by Rockingham
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.....*LOL*,”felon,..and I was so depressed after I lost I ate dirt”
I wouldn’t hire him to wash the dog and take out the garbage.


8 posted on 03/20/2019 4:02:25 AM PDT by Doogle (( USAF.68-73....8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: Rockingham

...plus they can make tiny clay bricks


9 posted on 03/20/2019 4:04:39 AM PDT by Doogle (( USAF.68-73....8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: Libloather

That wasn’t New Mexico dirt, that was cow manure.


10 posted on 03/20/2019 4:09:25 AM PDT by tired&retired (Blessings)
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To: Libloather

Irish Bob eats dirt, what other oddities are buried in that mixed up person?


11 posted on 03/20/2019 4:12:52 AM PDT by euram
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"O’Rourke served in the House from 2013 to 2019 and ran a closer-than-expected Senate race last year against Cruz. "

That's the first honest assessment about the election I have read. Most fawning media reports say that he almost won. He lost by over 2-1/2 points. The media calls Democrat wins by that much landslides.

Another point about eating NM dirt. You know that nine months, almost to the day, after the UFO landing in Roswell NM, Al Gore was born. Bozo is just the right age to be his progeny. Maybe he's just gone back to his roots.

12 posted on 03/20/2019 4:16:07 AM PDT by norwaypinesavage (Calm down and enjoy the ride, great things are happening for our country)
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To: Libloather

13 posted on 03/20/2019 4:17:06 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: Does so

It rubs the lotion on it’s skin.


14 posted on 03/20/2019 4:18:35 AM PDT by VTenigma (The Democrat party is the party of the mathematically challenged)
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To: Libloather

Now I know why the longhorns on the ranch were smiling.


15 posted on 03/20/2019 4:22:09 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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You’re a real estate developer worth about a half billion dollars and your daughter comes home saying “Daddy, Daddy...he’s the ONE...I can’t wait for you to meet him!”

And she walks in with That Thing.

Folks, that had to really happen! lol


16 posted on 03/20/2019 4:24:48 AM PDT by Dana1960
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To: Libloather

As the saying goes, “You are what you eat.”


17 posted on 03/20/2019 4:31:26 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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Beto O’Rourke ate dirt after losing to Ted Cruz.

And this blithering asshole wants to be President? Probably didn’t eat dirt, but something worse he doesn’t want to admit it.


18 posted on 03/20/2019 4:31:39 AM PDT by GoldenPup
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To: Doogle; Bender2
Ping!


19 posted on 03/20/2019 4:35:26 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic, Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
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To: Rockingham

“In Africa, women often eat clay to relieve heartburn, and doing so is often attributed to pregnancy. So maybe Beto has something more to tell us.”

He’s pregnant!


20 posted on 03/20/2019 4:36:51 AM PDT by ProudVet97
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