Bill Walton wants Barack Obama to be UCLA’s next head coach

NY Post ^ | 1-4-2018 | Noah Bressner

[Dahoser]

John Wooden, Larry Brown … Barack Obama?

UCLA basketball legend and analyst Bill Walton wants the program to aim high in its search for a new head coach — the highest office in the land, even. He said during a Thursday night ESPN broadcast that he wants the former president to take over at Pauley Pavilion.

[RightGeek]

So what would The Mooch (Michael) be doing? Trainer for the team?

She could be the mascot!

[adorno]

Basketball.

Not Football.

Basketball, football. All balls. And Obama loves balls.

[adorno]

Obama could show them how to shoot less that 15% from the field.

I think Obama would enjoy the 'shooting' on the inside and not long distance.

[Pelham]

UCLA to Walton: “STFU, you SLA groupie”

[Gay State Conservative]

Hey,Bill...given that Chicago averages more than a dozen gang banger murders each weekend don't you think that Osama Obama could better serve the nation by becoming the city's Community Organizer-In-Chief?

[OrioleFan]

Yeah, fer sure.

[Old Yeller]

Two peabrains in a pothead.

[Pelham]

Bill Walton had been living with Jack Scott, a sports writer who was helping the Symbionese Liberation Army move around the country to hide from the police after they kidnapped Patty Hearst and killed a few people.

[Old Yeller]

I can imagine Obama telling his quarterback how to hold the ball. Obama has a lot of experience holding balls.

Are you familiar with basketball?

[bramps]

He definitely took the brown acid.

[Paal Gulli]

Bill Walton? Didn't he die from trying to subsist on twigs and berries?

[adorno]

Are you familiar with basketball?

Nope! Never heard of it.

Is it something like ping-pong?

[windcliff]

Ping

[drpix]

Why not also their golf coach and pitching coach?

[simpson96]

An Obama? Do actual WORK? After they’ve “won the lottery”? Hahaha...

[Qiviut]

LOL!

[Jack Black]

Me too. Also, can they give him the Heisman Trophy? /S

[Yaelle]

LOL! Valerie Jarrett would need to be assistant coach.

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This. I don’t think Barry’s taken a pee without Jarrett’s command.

Good Gd I don’t want that man in my city.

[raccoonradio]

Got a kick out of the fact that when an Air America liberal talk radio outlet changed to all sports, one of the first things they aired was a basketball game coached by Moo-chelle’s brother.

[going hot]

I can see it now, Zero standing at the side lines, reading plays off the teleprompter.