[C210N]

[SkyDancer]

Sharks have hands? Who knew??

[dowcaet]

Are these Aussie scientists actually getting paid for this research? Who knew that sharks were southpaws? Good Lord what garbage!

[VanShuyten]

They raised them at 74 degrees instead of 70.

I guess that means all the sharks in Indonesia are right-handed, as the waters there are about 80 degrees.

[Army Air Corps]

The question is can they still properly aim the frickin’ lasers on their frickin’ heads?

[TruthWillWin]

I must not be very smart, I don’t get it!

[struggle]

Somehow this is racist.

[Red Badger]

If they were being made Left-Handed, they wouldn’t be alarmed.................

[RedMonqey]

So, sharks are “naturallys” left “handed”.

Who knew?

Who cares?

[Rinnwald]

The French heated some sharks up to the temperature the oceans will be in 90 years if you don’t cede all your money and control to the government. It made a lovely bouillabaisse.

[WKUHilltopper]

Climate change makes sharks play the lotto.

[Durbin]

If it’s making them right handed, does that mean it’s making them grow hands?

[bramps]

When I saw early signs that my shark was left handed, I immediately duct taped his left hand so could not use it. Now he just swims in circles.

[ArtDodger]

We had a local pool shark named ‘Lefty’.

[G Larry]

To gain power they instill fear using lies.

"then incubated those eggs in a special tank designed to simulate the hot, end-of-century temperatures expected to prevail if climate change continues unabated. "

"temperatures expected"......

They have NO way of modeling temperature expectations at the end of the century, because they have NO way to quantify the variables.

[butlerweave]

but they still taste good

[marktwain]

So, changing the temperature of the water where the eggs were originally laid, affected the sharks development, assuming all other factors were eliminated (very hard to do).

Linking this to "climate change" makes this sexy research that will circulate the globe, instead of mildly interesting research about vertebrate development.

[13Sisters76]

Sharks can write?

[Lurkinanloomin]

That’s a pretty good trick considering sharks don’t have hands.......

[Larry Lucido]

Where does that leave the Jets?

[Magnum44]

These warmer waters made the sharks right-handed.

Does that make them more maneuverable in tornadoes in the northern hemisphere?