[bigbob]

Packer fans are everywhere...

[Billthedrill]

In Australia even the blocks of cheese are trying to kill you.

[ETL]

Another woman found these two blocks while walking around Tiuna Grove. Source: Ebony Claire, Facebook

[MrEdd]

Well now American law enforcement will be slavering to go to Australia.

[ETL]

Baffled residents have reported finding blocks of tasty cheese popping up around an inner-Melbourne suburb, with the phenomena dubbed The Great Elwood Cheese Mystery. Source: Ruby Tuesday / Facebook

[dfwgator]

Residents have shared pictures of large tasty cheese blocks stashed in yards, pot plants, and reserves across Elwood in recent weeks, causing alarm among pet owners who have reported dogs vomiting up the dairy item.

Take heart amid the deepening gloom
That your dog is finally getting enough cheese.

[lee martell]

Probably some Lacto-Ovo-Vegan who wants pet dogs and cats dead because the animals kill too many birds or certain species of crabgrass. Mean petty and evil!!

Probably delivered under the cover of darkness, late at night or before dawn. Check your joggers, bicyclists and Prius owners.

[pepsi_junkie]

Residents baffled after finding blocks of cheese in their pot plants

It's a new generically modified strain of pot that gives you the munchies and then provides you with a snack to resolve them.

[Bob434]

What did the cheese say before having its picture taken?
– People!

[ETL]

[SpaceBar]

Test run.

[Magnum44]

Was there a Moose nearby?

[Yaelle]

In their pot plants? Makes sense. Thieves come to get high and they bring snacks. Probably cheetohs.

[BlueLancer]

I have GOT to start reading more slowly ...

I could have sworn that that headline read "Residents baffled after finding blocks of cheese in their hot pants..."

[originalbuckeye]

There have been stories of tainted cheese set out for animals. Only the dogs usually die as they are frequently tainted with rat poison. I would never let my dog eat anything she found, while out on a walk.

[ClearCase_guy]

Who moved my cheese?

[AnotherUnixGeek]

Residents have shared pictures of large tasty cheese blocks stashed in yards, pot plants, and reserves across Elwood in recent weeks, causing alarm among pet owners who have reported dogs vomiting up the dairy item.

My respect to the brave people who apparently tried the cheese and told this reporter it was "tasty". The dogs obviously thought otherwise.

[Sacajaweau]

Just a local rodent festival.

[posterchild]

The perp needs to be caught and rendered Persona Non Graten.

[GingisK]

I was told by someone with connections to the intelligence community that they sometimes leave a raw egg in a "person of interest's" mailbox. It means, "we know where you live with your family and everything is fragile".

Perhaps this is a similar message.