Posted on 07/03/2018 11:55:45 AM PDT by jazusamo
An Iranian general accused Israel of manipulating the weather over the Islamic Republic, claiming on Monday the Jewish state was stealing clouds and snow and contributing to climate change.
Brigadier General Gholam Reza Jalali made the remarks while speaking at a conference on agriculture in Tehran, where he claimed Iranian scientific centers have confirmed a foreign role in the drought conditions across the country.
"Foreign interference is suspected to have played a role in climate change," Jalali said, according to the semi-official ISNA news agency. “Joint teams from Israel and one of the neighboring countries make the clouds entering into Iran barren. Moreover, we are faced with the cases of cloud theft and snow theft."
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we will forgive him from taking inspiration from Gore blaming America for the world socialist government pollution
Cloud theft. Sounds like a real thing to me.
If I Fakebooked, I would go online and rant and rave all about how Climate Change has led to Cloud Thefts. I’d blame the wright-wingers.
And watch the hilarity ensue as leftards would swallow this hook, line and sinker.
Oh No! If Hitlery reads this, she’ll blame it for her election loss. (She already thinks Karl Rove had a Katrina machine)
It’s too bad they don’t need a Bagdhad Bob, he’d be perfect for the job.
The Israelis might not be able to steal clouds, but they are about to start pumping millions of gallons of desalinated water from the Med into Galilee. Any chance that an Arab would have thought of that?
We studied and performed cloud stealing in naval aviation. It was highly classified and I am surprised it is a topic of conversation today. I guess it’s safe now to reveal that we kept Nevada dry.
Reza JalaliIdiot! lmao
Cloud theft ? I would not put it past the Mossad, or Karl Rove for that matter. /s
Rain....he’s talking about rain?
He apparently missed the presentation Bibi made on TV showing the entire files of Iranian nuclaear pursuits surriptiously stolen. Where was the general during that heist?
I think they think Israel is in possession of the Ark of the Covenant:-)
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It did a great job of keeping it dry. LOL!
How did this guy ever make it to Brigadier General ,LOL
Ahad Vazife said that Jalali “probably has documents of which I am not aware, but on the basis of meteorological knowledge, it is not possible for a country to steal snow or clouds."
“Raising such questions not only does not solve any of our problems, but will deter us from finding the right solutions,” he added.
When the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. When you're an Iranian general, the solution to every problem is "Kill the Jews!"
stealing clouds certainly would be a great trick. i want to see the net.
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