Stasi: Maybe Trump is in need of emergency brain repair after slurred speech

NY Daily News ^ | December 9, 2017 | Linda Stasi

[Zakeet]

Loose dentures? More like loose screws.

Donald Trump was slurring his words pretty good last week for a guy who fancied himself an expert when it came to Hillary Clinton's alleged brain damage.

What would he make of his own slurred speech and bizarre behavior?

Brain damage from inhaling too much hairspray?

A brain tumor from the weight of that massive combover sitting on top of his head like a live farm animal?

Simply slurred speech because his thoughts are so fantastic that his mouth can't keep up?

Maybe it's a pesky case of dysphasia, the condition Trump's used-to-be-spokesperson Katrina Pierson claimed Hillary was suffering from.

Dysphasia, in case you don't take your medical advice from a former campaign flack, is, according to Webster's, "the loss of or deficiency in the power to use or understand language as a result of injury to or disease of the brain."

Bingo.

[Zakeet]

President Trump is suffering from the same condition as Hillary ... according to this bankrupt news organization.

[BenLurkin]

Heard clips of the Donald at that rally. Sounded fine to me.

[mindburglar]

Stasi? Ha! Nice name commie!

[dfwgator]

Merkel's nom de plume?

[SpaceBar]

I watched the President’s speech and it was evident the first time I saw it that a temporary bridge or other dental prosthetic came loose by the characteristic whistle. The author of this screed is a loon.

[Gideon7]

I saw the Pensecola rally live on RSBN. He looked and sounded great.

He was all fired up, just like during the campaign.

[KJC1]

Maybe Trump is in need of emergency brain repair

Lobotomized or some similar procedure, I guess, to think more LEFT...meaning right according to this loon. This "lady" is CRAZY. These nuts are out of control.

[samtheman]

LOL!

[kanawa]

Hate News

[Arthur McGowan]

This TDS victim sounds like Sam Harris. Spewing random TDS in every direction. Homophobe. Sexist. A child in a man’s body. Compulsive liar.

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

Never less to a crazy douche whose last name is the same as the East German secret police under communism.

[SaxxonWoods]

I love it when Democrats get all policy wonky.

They never do, but I love it.

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

Sigh. “Never less” should have been “Never listen.”

[Maudeen]

I am claiming Isaiah 54:17 for President Trump and hope you all will, too.

No weapon formed against you shall prosper, And every tongue which rises against you in judgment You shall condemn. This is the heritage of the servants of the Lord, And their righteousness is from Me,” Says the Lord.

[GnuThere]

Unfortunately for Linda, he sounded great in Florida last night!

[Nifster]

He didn’t slur. Author must have been drunk

[kiryandil]

Linda Stazi Can't Understand Normal Thinking...

[Rastus]

I’ll see what you did next tuesday.

[noiseman]

I definitely think it was just a dental issue. During his rally speech the other night, I could still hear it a little bit. I just chalked this up to the fact that if he did have an issue with a dental prosthesis then it may have been repaired or replaced since, which could lead to a slightly different fit and temporary difficulty with talking while adjusting to it. Regardless, it was slight compared to the Jerusalem speech, and the lefty theories about strokes and whatnot are obviously utter nonsense as he was absolutely on fire at the rally and as sharp as he has ever been. Same with the Jerusalem speech; while he had obvious speech difficulty near the end, it was clear that his thinking was not affected in any way.

This is much ado about nothing.

[ronnie raygun]

No mention of the stumbling hilldabeast, figures