The Wanker Institute. Yep, that’s a real thing.
I see. It's the "licks finger, sticks it in the air" method.
Very sophisticated.
I am not sure what the takeaway is from this.
I would imagine it SHOULD “It is too late! Give up!”
But instead it will be “We need to preserve Mother Gaia for the children (that we don’t kill in our wombs) of the next century!”
“Sophisticated new analysis...”
Translation: we have never got it right, but THIS time we really really are right.
Bwahahahah.
So, they're not referring to natural increasing energy output of the Sun?
How many unknown variables to these character’s equations take up?
Everyone knows that Boulder CO is otherwise known as Mountain States Berkeley, right?
New and Improved AGW Hoax "Science".
... and depends upon data that was massaged to make the models work so that others could get funding. :)
“Max Wanker” - Exactly.
Want to be really terrified? Read this;)
http://time.com/safest-counties/
Events measured by NOAA’s research include earthquake, hurricane (typhoon), cold wind chill, astronomical low tide, coastal flood, avalanche, dense fog, drought, dust devil, dust storm, excessive heat, extreme cold/wind chill, flash flood, flood, freezing fog, funnel cloud, hail, heat, heavy rain, heavy snow, high surf, high wind, ice storm, lakeshore flood, landslide, lightning, rip current, seiche, sleet, storm surge/tide, strong wind, thunderstorm wind, tornado, tropical depression, tropical storm, tsunami, waterspout, wildfire, winter storm and winter weather. You can use the drop down menu in the article’s headline to see how 3,114 counties rank in safety from each of those 44 different events.
Your tax money at work. Even if it were true, these grant hogs could do nothing about it but scare the elementary school students into committing suicide. Of course, many of these Fake Scientists are anti-humans, so that’s okay with them.
They always get the cause and effect wrong. That’s because they are trying to correlate what’s happening on earth and what’s causing it on earth. They always ignore what’s happening on the sun as the main cause of earth heating and cooling.
An inevitable tsunami of Bullshit from the coocoo birds.
AHHHH! The 40 below at the north pole will only be 38 below! The 120 in the Sahara will be 122! We're all gonna DIE!
We are all going to die! In less than 150 years, every man, woman and child now living will be dead!!! Womyn and minorities will be hardest hit.
It’s all Trump’s fault.
Is that who I think it is? Der Feuhrer’s sidekick? Old, “tell a lie often enough, and make it outrageous enough, and it will eventually be accepted as fact.”? Is that him? It would fit the AGW meme.
Wow! A sophisticated new analysis. And it was published in Nature Climate Change Journal, which "is dedicated to publishing the most significant research across the physical and social sciences on the impacts of global climate change..."
I'm so impressed that someones meaningless, but expensive, guesses have been published in a tabloid disguised as a journal that advocates a discredited theory.
Max Planck
I am a meteorologist who just had to recognize the prank.