Good thing she missed, I guess.
Woman tries to suffocate, decapitate man; cuts off his ear, throws ax at him, warrants say April Townsend previously tried to kill mother, deputies say http://www.wyff4.com/article/woman-tries-to-suffocate-decapitate-man-cuts-off-his-ear-throws-ax-at-him-warrants-say/10043476WTF? There has got to be more to this story.
No info on motive or prior association that I could see in the article.
Rough sex gone bad? Lovers quarrel? Random attack?
That could be a sign of a failing relationship right there...
Muzzy team tryouts?
Was she yelling ‘fa la la la la fubar’ by any chance?
Off our meds, are we?
Southern women got their own special brand o’ crazy.
Ear today, gone tomorrow.
If you’re going to San Francisco
You’re gonna meet some gentle
people there…
(Everybody...!)
According to the incident report, when deputies arrived on scene, 38-year-old April Dawn Townsend told them she had to release the demons and that she was, “the higher power.”
A woman was found unresponsive on the floor of the home with plastic bags over her head, deputies said. The victim was reportedly not breathing and without a pulse.
The victim was successfully resuscitated by paramedics and law enforcement officials at the scene before being transported to Greenville Memorial Hospital for treatment.
Deputies: West Union woman arrested after victim found with plastic bags over head
http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/29914327/deputies-west-union-woman-arrested-after-victim-found-with-plastic-bags-over-head
Deputies said they were called to a residence on Cassidy Bridge Road around 3:45 p.m. in regards to a domestic situation. According to the incident report, when deputies arrived on scene, 38-year-old April Dawn Townsend told them she had to release the demons and that she was, "the higher power."
Wasn’t this a ‘Shakespeare in the Park’ rehearsal???
“Friend Romans Countrymen....lend me you ears.....I come to bury Trump not to praise him...”
Also failed to bring him the sammich.