Posted on 12/06/2016 12:17:37 AM PST by Sontagged
Macaulay Culkin, Child Actor of 'Home Alone' Fame, Eats A Pizza #gif #animation pizza, Home Alone, Andy Warhol, Macaulay Culkin, Warhol, The Pizza Underground, Macaulay Culkin eating A Pizza
However, Macaulay Culkin was a good friend to Michael Jackson back in the Neverland days, and Culkin's band is named "The Pizza Underground".
The full video here: https://twitter.com/jensenfreakles/status/780812395254050821
You tell me what's going on here.
Ten bucks says he’ll be dead of a drug overdose in five years.
Sad and weird.
He looks miserable.
With all the news about Pizzagate, I assume he’s sending a help message.
Except for the very real child victims and their needs after such monsters abuse them, this kind of art is so unbelievably unimportant, self obsessed and trivial, it’s mind boggling in and of itself.
Wish I could get paid for eating pizza.
I’d be worth a fortune....
Yes, the video (here it is in long play: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKjuTv85Maw&app=desktop) seems ritualized.
His band is called “The Pizza Underground”
I can eat pizza, and if I can do it, it ain’t art.
Automatonic ritualized demeanor...
if there is credence to this as being a Satanic thing, Satanists have a “rule of opposites”... Trivial = substantive or meaningful.
They say Michael Jackson abused him.
Yes, I think even Culkin admitted as much himself. SO SAD!
I think he denied it.
I bet McCauley prefers hot dogs to pizza tho...
Have some of you #PizzaGate conspiracy theorists really reached the point where even any and all mentions of pizza is now suspect and related to pedophilia?
A new pizza place franchise recently opened around the corner from me - MOD Pizza. Perhaps I should take a loaded gun there later today and do my own “investigation”. Seriously!!! Check out their website. They even have a picture of a young girl eating what looks like a cheese pizza!!! VERY DISTURBING!!!
I’m also going to start following around those Pappa John’s Pizza delivery drivers – I mean who is “Pappa John”? A “Pappa” could very well be a code word for an older male pedo as in a “daddy” and a “John” is the term commonly used for men who hire prostitutes, sometimes even underage prostitutes. It all sounds rather creepy to me.
Then there are all the movies with scenes related to pizza – and all must have been subliminal coded messages to abduct and rape children…
Are These the 9 Most Iconic Pizza Movie Scenes Ever?
OTOH, last summer (and no, I’m not making this up) I had 4 of my little great nieces over for a weekend sleep over and we had pizza for dinner that Friday night including a cheese pizza for the one great niece who doesn’t like “sausage” or "pepperoni" so obviously she is a lesbian because she only eats cheese pizza.
And we had hot dogs and mac & cheese (pasta) for lunch on Saturday, and I made spaghetti (pasta) with “meatballs” for dinner that night and for dessert that night we made “ice cream” sundaes with candied “walnuts” and with “cherries” and “bananas” and their choice of either “chocolate” or caramel “sauce" and some “whipped cream” to top it all off. And we made microwave popcorn for a snack while watching that “Satanic” movie – The Lego Movie. And on Sunday morning we did some “arts and crafts” projects together – Black Arts? Witch Craft? No. At least I didn’t think so at first. We made bracelets and headbands but then again I now see that could be seen as a metaphor for bondage and S&M so perhaps not so really “innocent”.
OMG! I didn’t realize it at the time but now I know I must be a pedophile and I’m turning myself in before someone on Twitter or 4Chan or on FR does! / s
Sometimes, actually most often, a pizza is just a pizza. But don’t let that stop you.
FWIW the vid that Culkin did was parodying Andy Warhol consuming a Burger King Whopper in Jørgen Leth's documentary 66 Scenes from America and was a promotion for his parody/comedy band The Pizza Underground” which parodies The Velvet Underground – they play Velvet Underground songs but replace various lyrics with pizza puns, spoofing songs like “All Tomorrow’s Parties” (“All Pizza Parties”), “Femme Fatale” (“Pizza Gal”), and Lou Reed’s “Walk on the Wild Side” (“Take a Bite of the Wild Slice”).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pizza_Underground
The Pizza Underground (feat. Macaculay Culkin) - Take a Walk on the Wild Slice
Not exactly up to Weird Al as far as song parodies go but then again Weird Al also did a pizza themed parody song too.
WE NEED TO INVESTIGATE WEIRD AL AND THEN LOCK HIM UP AS HE IS OBVIOUSLY A PEDOPHILE TOO!
Weird al Yankovic - Constipated Lyrics
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I’m just glad he’s eating something. Last time I saw a photo of him he looked emancipated. I don’t really want to see what he looks like now. It is just sad he seems to have been so traumatized as a child. Molesters should be eliminated from the human gene pool once conclusive evidence is presented before a court.
Your over-the-top reaction, plus the “coordinated smoke” about the fake fake news non shooting incident at Comet Pizza speaks volumes.
I’m with President John Quincy Adams on “conspiracy”... and then the Lord. Please don’t try to shut down people from thinking this through.
Logic needs to be taught again in the schools, as Tom Clancy once lamented.
17 has a /s tag...
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